60 pippa.io Food 4 Thot https://food4thotpodcast.com/ en Forever Dog Podcast Network. All rights reserved. Forever Dog Podcast Network A multiracial mix of queer writers talk about sex, relationships, race, identity, what we like to read, and who we like to read. no Forever Dog Podcast Network info+5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514@mg.pippa.io episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/show-cover.jpg https://food4thotpodcast.com/ Food 4 Thot https://feed.pippa.io/public/shows/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514 Represent Me Daddy (feat. Harron Walker!) Represent Me Daddy (feat. Harron Walker!) Sun, 09 Dec 2018 06:00:01 GMT 54:36 5c0c59aa7fbb8dc11e2cc3b1 no https://food4thotpodcast.com/ full 3 7 We're here, we're queer, you see us, you want to *be* us! But is all representation good? We used to be happy just to be seen, but as the world moves forward, do we get to critique the ways in which we are painted, or in which we paint ourselves?


Butt wait, there's more! We discuss Fran's most significant role model Gwyneth Paltrow, Dennis's new celebrity crush, and test the limits of Joe's petty in a spicy polarizing edition of Swipe Right, Swipe Left. And in our advice segment we dress the woulds of our queer loneliness.


SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread


Harron Walker: twitter.com/harronwawker

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco


Release date: Dec 9 2018

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We're here, we're queer, you see us, you want to *be* us! But is all representation good? We used to be happy just to be seen, but as the world moves forward, do we get to critique the ways in which we are painted, or in which we paint ourselves?


Butt wait, there's more! We discuss Fran's most significant role model Gwyneth Paltrow, Dennis's new celebrity crush, and test the limits of Joe's petty in a spicy polarizing edition of Swipe Right, Swipe Left. And in our advice segment we dress the woulds of our queer loneliness.


SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread


Harron Walker: twitter.com/harronwawker

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco


Release date: Dec 9 2018

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<![CDATA[We're Going Mental]]> Sun, 02 Dec 2018 06:00:53 GMT 57:54 5c0317324f8500a82d3e25e5 yes https://food4thotpodcast.com/ Therapize me, daddy. full 4 6 Mental health? More like mental hell nah! This week we get into the ooey, gooey conversation of what it means to be “okay” when it comes to your anxiety, depression, or any other assortment of things you should go to therapy for.


Plus! In a lovely holiday-themed edition of Homonym, Dennis is kicked off the podcast because they don’t know the lyrics to Rihanna’s “Rude Boy.” And! In our advice segment, we console a lil bb thot who is picking the college major, and another bb thot who is working their way through a stay-or-go situation.


SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread


Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco


Release date: Dec 1 2018

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Mental health? More like mental hell nah! This week we get into the ooey, gooey conversation of what it means to be “okay” when it comes to your anxiety, depression, or any other assortment of things you should go to therapy for.


Plus! In a lovely holiday-themed edition of Homonym, Dennis is kicked off the podcast because they don’t know the lyrics to Rihanna’s “Rude Boy.” And! In our advice segment, we console a lil bb thot who is picking the college major, and another bb thot who is working their way through a stay-or-go situation.


SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread


Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco


Release date: Dec 1 2018

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Thots Erased (feat. Garrard Conley!) Thots Erased (feat. Garrard Conley!) Sun, 25 Nov 2018 06:00:49 GMT 1:00:14 5bf9eabb49dc57136c8070a2 no https://food4thotpodcast.com/ *Oprah voice* You get a trauma, and you get a trauma! full 3 5 This week the Thots share the studio with literary stud Garrard Conley to celebrate the release of Boy Erased. We discuss art, vision, and the question of whom our work is for. Is the art we devote our lives to intended for ourselves or a larger, straighter, whiter audience? How does our art change when our audience changes? Who are we serving, and whom are we trying to serve?


Plus...yr muted binch.

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This week the Thots share the studio with literary stud Garrard Conley to celebrate the release of Boy Erased. We discuss art, vision, and the question of whom our work is for. Is the art we devote our lives to intended for ourselves or a larger, straighter, whiter audience? How does our art change when our audience changes? Who are we serving, and whom are we trying to serve?


Plus...yr muted binch.

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Sweet Sweet Fantasy (feat. John Paul Brammer!) Sweet Sweet Fantasy (feat. John Paul Brammer!) Sun, 18 Nov 2018 06:00:58 GMT 1:00:27 5bf0d49e95169f9a596ecfc7 no https://food4thotpodcast.com/ Is there anything gayer than fiction? full 3 4 This Podcast is Problematic This Podcast is Problematic Sun, 11 Nov 2018 06:00:21 GMT 55:24 5be75e0b79927d3a146925bb no https://food4thotpodcast.com/ When Azealia Banks comes on at the club...wyd?? full 3 3 Men Are a National Problem 😩 (feat. Thomas Page McBee!) Men Are a National Problem 😩 (feat. Thomas Page McBee!) Sun, 04 Nov 2018 15:27:24 GMT 55:10 5bdf0fdc741403f462a3a082 no https://food4thotpodcast.com/ full 3 2 As renowned gender theorist and public intellectual, Cher, once said: “Men are like dessert. I adore dessert, I love men." she says. "But… I don’t need them to live.” The conversation around men has drastically shifted in the last year, and even in the last few months, because for the first time in recorded history, men are KIND OF being held accountable for their actions. Men are a national problem. But what’s masculinity got to do with it?


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Read us on our newsletter: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Thomas: @ThomasPageMcBee 


Release date: Nov 4 2018

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As renowned gender theorist and public intellectual, Cher, once said: “Men are like dessert. I adore dessert, I love men." she says. "But… I don’t need them to live.” The conversation around men has drastically shifted in the last year, and even in the last few months, because for the first time in recorded history, men are KIND OF being held accountable for their actions. Men are a national problem. But what’s masculinity got to do with it?


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Read us on our newsletter: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Thomas: @ThomasPageMcBee 


Release date: Nov 4 2018

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<![CDATA[👑 She's Arrived 👑]]> Sun, 28 Oct 2018 05:00:14 GMT 1:04:05 5bd5099a4d1ccab42942aa2b yes https://food4thotpodcast.com/ Okay, but *is* a diva just a female version of a hustler? full 3 1 IT'S SEASON 3, BINCHES!!!


Beyonce, Mariah, Whitney, Barbra, Rihanna...what does "diva" mean in 2018? Is diva a positive or negative term? And is the connotation changing? This week, the Thots delve into the concept of divadom, examine some of our most iconic divas, and the messiest of all, their meltdowns.


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Read us on our newsletter: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco


Release date: Oct 28 2018

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IT'S SEASON 3, BINCHES!!!


Beyonce, Mariah, Whitney, Barbra, Rihanna...what does "diva" mean in 2018? Is diva a positive or negative term? And is the connotation changing? This week, the Thots delve into the concept of divadom, examine some of our most iconic divas, and the messiest of all, their meltdowns.


Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod

Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod

DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Read us on our newsletter: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter


Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden

Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe

Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco


Release date: Oct 28 2018

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Thotnouncement, Part 2 🙃🙃🙃🙃 Thotnouncement, Part 2 🙃🙃🙃🙃 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 18:16:14 GMT 1:28 5bce13eecae09b19493e31fd yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/thotnouncement-part-2 trailer 3 0.5 Here we come, binches


Okay, three things.


1. VOTE. #ThotTheVote


vote.org - register, get your absentee ballot, confirm your voter status, or get an election reminder!


swingleft.com - type in your area code to find out how you can canvas, volunteer, or phone bank for a candidate that needs your help!


2. Vote! Season 3 is coming October 28. 


3. VOTE!! Please fill out our short user survey and get 15% off Maude sustainable and inclusive sex products (plus, you'll be entered into a contest to win a free kit!) https://tinyurl.com/y9htohha

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Here we come, binches


Okay, three things.


1. VOTE. #ThotTheVote


vote.org - register, get your absentee ballot, confirm your voter status, or get an election reminder!


swingleft.com - type in your area code to find out how you can canvas, volunteer, or phone bank for a candidate that needs your help!


2. Vote! Season 3 is coming October 28. 


3. VOTE!! Please fill out our short user survey and get 15% off Maude sustainable and inclusive sex products (plus, you'll be entered into a contest to win a free kit!) https://tinyurl.com/y9htohha

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A Very Special Thotnouncement... 🙃🙃🙃🙃 A Very Special Thotnouncement... 🙃🙃🙃🙃 Sun, 14 Oct 2018 22:20:00 GMT 2:28 66946d14-3c39-4e72-8afa-ff159e6cab82 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2995e trailer 3 Okay, three things.

  1. VOTE. #ThotTheVote

vote.org - register, get your absentee ballot, confirm your voter status, or get an election reminder!

swingleft.com - type in your area code to find out how you can canvas, volunteer, or phone bank for a candidate that needs your help!

  1. Season 3 is coming October 28.

  2. Please fill out our short user survey and get 15% off Maude sustainable and inclusive sex products (plus, you'll be entered into a contest to win a free kit!) https://tinyurl.com/y9htohha

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Okay, three things.

  1. VOTE. #ThotTheVote

vote.org - register, get your absentee ballot, confirm your voter status, or get an election reminder!

swingleft.com - type in your area code to find out how you can canvas, volunteer, or phone bank for a candidate that needs your help!

  1. Season 3 is coming October 28.

  2. Please fill out our short user survey and get 15% off Maude sustainable and inclusive sex products (plus, you'll be entered into a contest to win a free kit!) https://tinyurl.com/y9htohha

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<![CDATA[Bonus!! There's No Such Thing as "Safe Spaces" Part 1 (feat. Zach Stafford!)]]> Mon, 27 Aug 2018 00:30:00 GMT 58:20 c18efc5a-b7e3-4f53-9090-f9bc04bc79ec no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2995f COME TO OUR SHOW IN NEW ORLEANS SEPT 1. bonus 2 (ANNOUNCEMENT) NEW ORLEANS THOTS, We are hosting a Big Queer Pod Fest this Saturday (Sept 1) at 6PM, at Ace Hotel New Orleans with Jeff Masters of LGBTQ&A and Ira Madison III of Keep It! Joining us will be guest-thot Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters talking about his new album and memoir. Open to the public with a $5 suggested donation to Transgender Legal.

On this week's episode, we have Zach Stafford in the haus, coming to you live from Provincetown inside the #StudioByHBO. With the lead of all content at Grindr, we discuss the meaning of "safe spaces" and what it means to make one (or if they even can exist, for that matter.) This is part one of a conversation about safe spaces, brought to you by HBO.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoZach: twitter.com/zachstaff

Release date:8.26.18

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(ANNOUNCEMENT) NEW ORLEANS THOTS, We are hosting a Big Queer Pod Fest this Saturday (Sept 1) at 6PM, at Ace Hotel New Orleans with Jeff Masters of LGBTQ&A and Ira Madison III of Keep It! Joining us will be guest-thot Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters talking about his new album and memoir. Open to the public with a $5 suggested donation to Transgender Legal.

On this week's episode, we have Zach Stafford in the haus, coming to you live from Provincetown inside the #StudioByHBO. With the lead of all content at Grindr, we discuss the meaning of "safe spaces" and what it means to make one (or if they even can exist, for that matter.) This is part one of a conversation about safe spaces, brought to you by HBO.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoZach: twitter.com/zachstaff

Release date:8.26.18

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Bonus!! You is Kind, You is Smart, You is Problematic. Bonus!! You is Kind, You is Smart, You is Problematic. Sun, 29 Jul 2018 14:30:00 GMT 54:47 a774346b-548d-45f1-8e5c-f94b2edca05d yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29960 If a tree falls down and no one is around to hear it, will Scarlett Johansson still try to play it in a movie? bonus 2 Who owns who’s stories? How do we begin to tell stories across difference? When done so successfully, what defines that success? Barry Jenkins, a straight man, directed Moonlight one of the greatest queer stories in cinema. Ryan Murphy, a cis white man, conceived POSE, the most inclusive cast of trans people of color in the history of broadcast. If Hanya Yanagihara, a straight Hawaiian woman, can write A Little Life, a story about black queer men, only to have penned literally every queer’s favorite book, then how did she do it? Y’all know and understand that Scarlett Johansson should not get to play a trans man on screen — but do y’all understand the mechanics of the why? Tune in.

For appetizers, Joe makes us decipher the difference between slutty Sharon Olds poems and trashy romantic novels. Also, how much sex do the Thots actually have? The answers will horrify you! Tune in.

SHOW NOTES

Harron Walker's investigative report on the Jesse Segal groupthink.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: July 29th 2018

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Who owns who’s stories? How do we begin to tell stories across difference? When done so successfully, what defines that success? Barry Jenkins, a straight man, directed Moonlight one of the greatest queer stories in cinema. Ryan Murphy, a cis white man, conceived POSE, the most inclusive cast of trans people of color in the history of broadcast. If Hanya Yanagihara, a straight Hawaiian woman, can write A Little Life, a story about black queer men, only to have penned literally every queer’s favorite book, then how did she do it? Y’all know and understand that Scarlett Johansson should not get to play a trans man on screen — but do y’all understand the mechanics of the why? Tune in.

For appetizers, Joe makes us decipher the difference between slutty Sharon Olds poems and trashy romantic novels. Also, how much sex do the Thots actually have? The answers will horrify you! Tune in.

SHOW NOTES

Harron Walker's investigative report on the Jesse Segal groupthink.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: July 29th 2018

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Food 4 Thot x Junk: Podcast Vers Food 4 Thot x Junk: Podcast Vers Sun, 08 Jul 2018 04:00:00 GMT 42:39 20029844-cad8-46b5-9499-a2ed09442014 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29961 The most ambitious crossover in history. bonus 2 Hello my little Skittles, have I got some vittles for you: This week’s Junk is a special crossover ep with those gay sluts who love to read, Food 4 Thot! That’s right, we’ve got Fran Tirado, Joseph Osmundson, and Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—showing us that Junk can pluck us from the brink of sibling estrangement, Junk can remind us to try with the corny optimism of youth, and Junk can reinforce a meaningful link we have to those we’ve lost, sometimes in ways we didn’t know when they were here. Fran Tirado is a writer, editor, queer community maker, and glitter evangelist. Joseph Osmundson is a scientist, non-fiction writer, total crop Top, and the softest bowl of soft-serve you’ll ever meet. Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—is a writer, reader, former figure skater, lapsed violist, and all-star around the way girl. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll eat some gummy peaches, and to finish you off I’ll read a particularly Funyun-flavored excerpt from Junk the epic poem. Brought to you by Tin House Books.

Follow our Instagram to see each guest’s ahem junk every week @junkpodcast

Fran Tirado, @fransquishcoJoseph Osmundson, @reluctantlyjoeDennis Norris II, @theearldendenTommy Pico, host @heyteebsAlexandra DiPalma, producer @LSDiPalmaKenya Anderson, production assistant @kenya_digg_it

Fran Tirado’s junk is a handmade card from his sister, giving you ransom note from the front and murder scene from the back

Joeseph Osmundson’s junk is his fully-mounted and priced high school photography and the MoMA is QUAKING rn

Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—has a framed photo “in this gorgeous silver frame” from their final routine on the ice, but far from their final time at the kiss & cry

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Hello my little Skittles, have I got some vittles for you: This week’s Junk is a special crossover ep with those gay sluts who love to read, Food 4 Thot! That’s right, we’ve got Fran Tirado, Joseph Osmundson, and Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—showing us that Junk can pluck us from the brink of sibling estrangement, Junk can remind us to try with the corny optimism of youth, and Junk can reinforce a meaningful link we have to those we’ve lost, sometimes in ways we didn’t know when they were here. Fran Tirado is a writer, editor, queer community maker, and glitter evangelist. Joseph Osmundson is a scientist, non-fiction writer, total crop Top, and the softest bowl of soft-serve you’ll ever meet. Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—is a writer, reader, former figure skater, lapsed violist, and all-star around the way girl. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll eat some gummy peaches, and to finish you off I’ll read a particularly Funyun-flavored excerpt from Junk the epic poem. Brought to you by Tin House Books.

Follow our Instagram to see each guest’s ahem junk every week @junkpodcast

Fran Tirado, @fransquishcoJoseph Osmundson, @reluctantlyjoeDennis Norris II, @theearldendenTommy Pico, host @heyteebsAlexandra DiPalma, producer @LSDiPalmaKenya Anderson, production assistant @kenya_digg_it

Fran Tirado’s junk is a handmade card from his sister, giving you ransom note from the front and murder scene from the back

Joeseph Osmundson’s junk is his fully-mounted and priced high school photography and the MoMA is QUAKING rn

Dennis Norris II—nobody’s junior—has a framed photo “in this gorgeous silver frame” from their final routine on the ice, but far from their final time at the kiss & cry

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Bonus!! Swallow This Pride (feat. Angel Nafis) Bonus!! Swallow This Pride (feat. Angel Nafis) Thu, 28 Jun 2018 20:30:00 GMT 35:38 64e0966b-6367-40e7-bb51-c46993b2e76f yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29962 bonus 2 bonus episode, we are LIVE! on stage at NYC's Bell House with special guest Angel Nafis. We joined other queer AF podcasts for the first annual Big Queer Podfest with the proceeds of the SOLD OUT crowd going straight to the Trevor Project. Tonight, we have real fake sex, pose for the camera one time, and talk about how ashamed we are to show our faces at pride. Plus, get a sneak peak at Tommy's new podcast, JUNK, which launches in July from Tin House Books! Enjoy, lil' thotties, and see u next season.]]> bonus episode, we are LIVE! on stage at NYC's Bell House with special guest Angel Nafis. We joined other queer AF podcasts for the first annual Big Queer Podfest with the proceeds of the SOLD OUT crowd going straight to the Trevor Project. Tonight, we have real fake sex, pose for the camera one time, and talk about how ashamed we are to show our faces at pride. Plus, get a sneak peak at Tommy's new podcast, JUNK, which launches in July from Tin House Books! Enjoy, lil' thotties, and see u next season.]]> Smell U L8r! Smell U L8r! Sun, 27 May 2018 09:00:00 GMT 59:22 0b47f5fd-f646-4d17-a6b4-8bbde772e9ce yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29963 Fresh starts 4 all! full 2 24 On this, the Food 4 Thot season 2 finale, your favorite Tater Thots come full circle by considering the cycles that govern us all. Whether it’s night and day or life and death, we recognize that beginnings and endings are always present. We pay homage to the place where they intersect and examine our greatest moments of change; for where there is an ending (hopefully a happy ending!), any Thot worth their lube will always find room for possibility—a beginning of sorts. So we ask: can we be lost, and yet found? How do we launch ourselves, as queer brown folk, into the lives that are meant for us? And are we forever stuck in a cycle of surviving beginnings and chasing our desired endings?

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 27 May 2018

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On this, the Food 4 Thot season 2 finale, your favorite Tater Thots come full circle by considering the cycles that govern us all. Whether it’s night and day or life and death, we recognize that beginnings and endings are always present. We pay homage to the place where they intersect and examine our greatest moments of change; for where there is an ending (hopefully a happy ending!), any Thot worth their lube will always find room for possibility—a beginning of sorts. So we ask: can we be lost, and yet found? How do we launch ourselves, as queer brown folk, into the lives that are meant for us? And are we forever stuck in a cycle of surviving beginnings and chasing our desired endings?

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 27 May 2018

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Shake Shacktivism Shake Shacktivism Sun, 20 May 2018 09:00:00 GMT 1:01:50 9f59dc00-d6f9-45ce-8fa1-c87ebd3a75f5 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29964 You can’t change the world with shirtless insta selfies full 2 23 Save urself, bbs

This week, we dive deep into politics, organizing, art, and activism. We’re joined by professional activist and boi-with-perfect-biceps Eliel Cruz. As writers, queer folks, and people of color (except Joe), our work is inherently connected to our bodies, and our bodies are, of course, political. But, at the same time, we all need freedom to make our work, even though it’s 2018 and the world is a burning, shit-infused trash heap. Where does this leave us? Is it enough to make work wherein queer and brown people can thrive and be whole? Is posting selfies with Audre Lorde quotes going to save us? Are there limits to protest? Are we just fucked, so we might as well just fuck?

Before we bite the end off of that spicy sausage, we lube you up with some hybrid blends and love notes. Then Teebs tells us how he fell out of love and into writing with a pit-stop in scabie-ville. And we end with our favorite dessert of all time: Queen Cardi.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 20 May 2018

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Save urself, bbs

This week, we dive deep into politics, organizing, art, and activism. We’re joined by professional activist and boi-with-perfect-biceps Eliel Cruz. As writers, queer folks, and people of color (except Joe), our work is inherently connected to our bodies, and our bodies are, of course, political. But, at the same time, we all need freedom to make our work, even though it’s 2018 and the world is a burning, shit-infused trash heap. Where does this leave us? Is it enough to make work wherein queer and brown people can thrive and be whole? Is posting selfies with Audre Lorde quotes going to save us? Are there limits to protest? Are we just fucked, so we might as well just fuck?

Before we bite the end off of that spicy sausage, we lube you up with some hybrid blends and love notes. Then Teebs tells us how he fell out of love and into writing with a pit-stop in scabie-ville. And we end with our favorite dessert of all time: Queen Cardi.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 20 May 2018

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We Are Not Lonely, We Just Hate People We Are Not Lonely, We Just Hate People Sun, 13 May 2018 09:00:00 GMT 1:05:04 599fccde-af9a-484c-889a-ae7c84e418eb yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29965 We ruminate (masturbate?) on the difference between being alone and being lonely. Baby gurl, are you lonely (Joe) or just alone (Teebs)? full 2 22 We consider the difference between two of our favorite Tarot cards: The Hermit, who is alone by choice and on a deep, spiritual journal of self-discovery, and the Eight of Cups, a card of breakups, leaving love behind, losing what we thought we had (possibly without ever getting it back). Which isolations do we choose to fill up our resevoir and which isolations zap and sap our spirits? Baby gurl, are you lonely (Joe) or just alone (Teebs AF)? And, how does being queer – especially outside of big cities – alter this delicate balance?

Before we get to the meaaaaat of the discussion, we decide conclusively that Oprah is a vers-top who loves getting her salad tossed (“YOU get a butthole, and YOU get a butthole”), and Joe O the Science Hoe takes us on a thot-ful tour of the West Coast, wherein he (spoiler alert) loses love and fills the void with… dick, duh.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 13 May 2018

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We consider the difference between two of our favorite Tarot cards: The Hermit, who is alone by choice and on a deep, spiritual journal of self-discovery, and the Eight of Cups, a card of breakups, leaving love behind, losing what we thought we had (possibly without ever getting it back). Which isolations do we choose to fill up our resevoir and which isolations zap and sap our spirits? Baby gurl, are you lonely (Joe) or just alone (Teebs AF)? And, how does being queer – especially outside of big cities – alter this delicate balance?

Before we get to the meaaaaat of the discussion, we decide conclusively that Oprah is a vers-top who loves getting her salad tossed (“YOU get a butthole, and YOU get a butthole”), and Joe O the Science Hoe takes us on a thot-ful tour of the West Coast, wherein he (spoiler alert) loses love and fills the void with… dick, duh.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 13 May 2018

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This Episode is Literally Everything This Episode is Literally Everything Sun, 06 May 2018 08:30:00 GMT 59:04 1d700216-9052-4333-aa06-1ea1ea0e312c no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29966 Food 4 Thot tackles five, death-defying topics: drag, HIV, whiteness, intellectualism, and ghosting. full 2 21 For our next installment of Food 4 Thot, we shake things up a bit. We get tons of topics submitted for suggestion everyday from our fans, so this week, we take on five.

First off — drag. Why is drag problematic and when can it be great? Then, HIV/AIDS — how does access to healthcare and human rights a problem for people living with the virus? How can you, if you don’t have HIV, work to destigmatize this global epidemic? How can you have unprotected sex safely, and with whom? Next we we talk about whiteness. We get tons of emails from folx who say, “I’m white, help! What do I do now!?” Truly, we cannot help you. But! We have a few pointers to at least guide you on your journey in interacting with people of color on a daily basis. Then, we talk about queer intellectualism and how polarizing it is. (“Am I not smart enough to be queer??”) And finally, we talk about ghosting. When is it ethical? Is it ever ethical? Spoiler: Yes.

Play along with us on our new favorite game: Microbrew or Gay Porn? The game is… exactly what it sounds like. Also, in our Impure Thot story this week, we have a special guest: you! We read through 60 pages of absolutely salacious slutty stories from our very own fans, and they are truly disgusting.

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For our next installment of Food 4 Thot, we shake things up a bit. We get tons of topics submitted for suggestion everyday from our fans, so this week, we take on five.

First off — drag. Why is drag problematic and when can it be great? Then, HIV/AIDS — how does access to healthcare and human rights a problem for people living with the virus? How can you, if you don’t have HIV, work to destigmatize this global epidemic? How can you have unprotected sex safely, and with whom? Next we we talk about whiteness. We get tons of emails from folx who say, “I’m white, help! What do I do now!?” Truly, we cannot help you. But! We have a few pointers to at least guide you on your journey in interacting with people of color on a daily basis. Then, we talk about queer intellectualism and how polarizing it is. (“Am I not smart enough to be queer??”) And finally, we talk about ghosting. When is it ethical? Is it ever ethical? Spoiler: Yes.

Play along with us on our new favorite game: Microbrew or Gay Porn? The game is… exactly what it sounds like. Also, in our Impure Thot story this week, we have a special guest: you! We read through 60 pages of absolutely salacious slutty stories from our very own fans, and they are truly disgusting.

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Working Hard or Just Hard? Working Hard or Just Hard? Sun, 29 Apr 2018 09:05:00 GMT 56:13 2f9b84c7-8f82-49c9-a9c8-9f7a5e7c8c2a no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29967 Would you say you are talented, or would you say you are hard-working? full 2 20 Ciao bellx,

For Food 4 Thot this week, we get into a thick and philosophical question about talent and hard work. When you navigate conversations about your own career, would you say you are talented, or would you say you are hard-working? Are these things in opposition to each other? Is one more important than the other? Do you need both, or if you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, do you need neither?

This week, we play our favorite game Bone Block Bench, and have a riveting discussion about the legacy of Channing Tatum’s thighs. Fran tells a slinky little sex story that takes place, in part, on a pile mulch.

The water’s warm, tune in!

Xx The Thots

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:April 29 2018

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Ciao bellx,

For Food 4 Thot this week, we get into a thick and philosophical question about talent and hard work. When you navigate conversations about your own career, would you say you are talented, or would you say you are hard-working? Are these things in opposition to each other? Is one more important than the other? Do you need both, or if you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, do you need neither?

This week, we play our favorite game Bone Block Bench, and have a riveting discussion about the legacy of Channing Tatum’s thighs. Fran tells a slinky little sex story that takes place, in part, on a pile mulch.

The water’s warm, tune in!

Xx The Thots

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:April 29 2018

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Thot Like a Master (feat. Alexander Chee!) Thot Like a Master (feat. Alexander Chee!) Sun, 22 Apr 2018 10:06:00 GMT 57:07 950936e7-a865-4f6a-ae73-29272b1e9c06 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29968 Never kiss n tell (unless it makes a good story in which case, sell it as a memoir.) full 2 19 Qyeens,

Boi, do we have a treat for you: this week, honorary podfather Alexander Chee is on Food 4 Thot. We talk about his new book and the art of how to tell your own story — whether it’s on Instagram, in your writing, or with your girlfriends over brunch. Who owns stories, and how do you navigate telling them? Is telling your own story cathartic? Does therapy make you a better storyteller? The master Chee tells all.

In this episode, we also play a ho-ed up version of Never Have I ever. And! In a very special advice segment, Mr. Chee answers questions from the Thots. What’s the biggest thing he learned about writing a novel? Does being a writer make dating easier or harder? (Spoiler: so, so much harder.)

Get the whole shebang and tune in!

Muah.

Xx The Thots

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Buy Alex's book here: https://www.amazon.com/How-Write-Autobiographical-Novel-Essays/dp/1328764524

Alexander Chee: twitter.com/alexandercheeDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:April 22 2018

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Qyeens,

Boi, do we have a treat for you: this week, honorary podfather Alexander Chee is on Food 4 Thot. We talk about his new book and the art of how to tell your own story — whether it’s on Instagram, in your writing, or with your girlfriends over brunch. Who owns stories, and how do you navigate telling them? Is telling your own story cathartic? Does therapy make you a better storyteller? The master Chee tells all.

In this episode, we also play a ho-ed up version of Never Have I ever. And! In a very special advice segment, Mr. Chee answers questions from the Thots. What’s the biggest thing he learned about writing a novel? Does being a writer make dating easier or harder? (Spoiler: so, so much harder.)

Get the whole shebang and tune in!

Muah.

Xx The Thots

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Buy Alex's book here: https://www.amazon.com/How-Write-Autobiographical-Novel-Essays/dp/1328764524

Alexander Chee: twitter.com/alexandercheeDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:April 22 2018

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Cheaters *Sometimes* Prosper Cheaters *Sometimes* Prosper Sun, 15 Apr 2018 09:18:00 GMT 56:08 da2de9db-5864-4804-923f-4e959f631ffc no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29969 Beyoncé Breaking Car Window With a Baseball Bat GIF full 2 18 Sup, sluts.

On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot we are LIVE and in color at Buzzfeed HQ chatting about one of our favorite topics: cheating. Being loyal or open with your partner is a hot topic in queer relationships, but a lot of grey areas and miscommunication leave many discussion points open. When is cheating okay? (Or is it ever?) Is physical cheating better or worse than emotional cheating? Why do folks conflate polyamory with infidelity so much?

In our advice segment, we open up a question on how to get our rocks off with with folx who are dumb as rocks. Plus, we dive deep into Roseanne, Bit-yoncé Gate, pool floaties, and shudder toe rings.

For the full discussion, tune in!

Toodles.

Xx The Thots

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: April 13 2018

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Sup, sluts.

On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot we are LIVE and in color at Buzzfeed HQ chatting about one of our favorite topics: cheating. Being loyal or open with your partner is a hot topic in queer relationships, but a lot of grey areas and miscommunication leave many discussion points open. When is cheating okay? (Or is it ever?) Is physical cheating better or worse than emotional cheating? Why do folks conflate polyamory with infidelity so much?

In our advice segment, we open up a question on how to get our rocks off with with folx who are dumb as rocks. Plus, we dive deep into Roseanne, Bit-yoncé Gate, pool floaties, and shudder toe rings.

For the full discussion, tune in!

Toodles.

Xx The Thots

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: April 13 2018

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R U OK? (feat. Jenna Wortham!) R U OK? (feat. Jenna Wortham!) Sun, 08 Apr 2018 07:03:00 GMT 1:06:26 9000d35f-72e7-4889-9b47-08b045099024 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2996a full 2 17 Hello little glow worms,

Boy, do we have a juicy episode of Food 4 Thot for y’all. This week, the New York Times’ Jenna Wortham joins us in the studio for a thot-provoking little conversation about wellness and all its woes. How do we, as queer people, have to overcompensate for our self-care in the wake of trauma? To what extent is “self care” an excuse to be lazy, irresponsible, or a bad friend? What are the best Tips for Thots to up our wellness game? Spoiler: Do not put a crystal egg inside your butthole.

Also! Miss Jenny Deluxe graces our ears with a thotty little story of catfishing & scandal. Plus! We play a classic game of Homonym and discuss the Great Tragedy of RuPaul, the legacy of Lady Godiva, and the pros/cons of jalepeño poppers.

Send nudes,

Xx The Thots

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Hello little glow worms,

Boy, do we have a juicy episode of Food 4 Thot for y’all. This week, the New York Times’ Jenna Wortham joins us in the studio for a thot-provoking little conversation about wellness and all its woes. How do we, as queer people, have to overcompensate for our self-care in the wake of trauma? To what extent is “self care” an excuse to be lazy, irresponsible, or a bad friend? What are the best Tips for Thots to up our wellness game? Spoiler: Do not put a crystal egg inside your butthole.

Also! Miss Jenny Deluxe graces our ears with a thotty little story of catfishing & scandal. Plus! We play a classic game of Homonym and discuss the Great Tragedy of RuPaul, the legacy of Lady Godiva, and the pros/cons of jalepeño poppers.

Send nudes,

Xx The Thots

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Who R U Wearing? (feat. Jacob Tobia!) Who R U Wearing? (feat. Jacob Tobia!) Sun, 01 Apr 2018 10:52:00 GMT 1:06:47 8ef4c22a-b184-42d2-ba1e-89243dae18ba no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2996b We chat with genderqueer fashionist@ Jacob Tobia about how appearances affect our everyday. full 2 16 Hey fashionist@s,

On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot, we discuss personal style. In the studio with us is writer and producer Jacob Tobia who’s been around the block before when it comes to those who judge you based on appearances. How do you define your sense of style? Do you dress gay? Can you even “dress gay?” Where does fashion end and style begin? The Thots dive in!

In our new segment The Thot Seat, Jacob answers some deep-cutting questions about street harassment, modeling contracts, and why the fashion industry just doesn’t like their body. Also! In a classic game of Swipe Right Swipe Left, and they tell us how they really feel about that one Vogue cover featuring Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid.

Stay sexy,

Xx The Thots

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Hey fashionist@s,

On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot, we discuss personal style. In the studio with us is writer and producer Jacob Tobia who’s been around the block before when it comes to those who judge you based on appearances. How do you define your sense of style? Do you dress gay? Can you even “dress gay?” Where does fashion end and style begin? The Thots dive in!

In our new segment The Thot Seat, Jacob answers some deep-cutting questions about street harassment, modeling contracts, and why the fashion industry just doesn’t like their body. Also! In a classic game of Swipe Right Swipe Left, and they tell us how they really feel about that one Vogue cover featuring Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid.

Stay sexy,

Xx The Thots

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A Family Affair (feat. Christopher Soto!) A Family Affair (feat. Christopher Soto!) Sun, 25 Mar 2018 10:00:00 GMT 54:14 29cb504c-a2c1-416b-b422-00a09e3342d7 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2996c Solange voice Family, a family, proud familyyyyyy full 2 15 Hey fam,

On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot, we’re talking about what makes a queer family and all its ties. Pulitzer Prize-winner Christopher Soto is in the haus, and we’ve got questions. Who is your queer family? How do you define it? What if you don’t have a queer family, and how do you find one?

And we’re just getting started. Also in this episode, we play Bone, Block, Bench. Would you Bone Paul Ryan? Would you Block Omarosa? Would you bench Frank Ocean, if need be? Find out in this Thot-defying game. Also, we’ve got Impure Thot stories from extra special guests — y’all! Tune in and hear the best of our listeners super slutty sexy stories.

Besitos,

Xx The Thots

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Hey fam,

On this week’s episode of Food 4 Thot, we’re talking about what makes a queer family and all its ties. Pulitzer Prize-winner Christopher Soto is in the haus, and we’ve got questions. Who is your queer family? How do you define it? What if you don’t have a queer family, and how do you find one?

And we’re just getting started. Also in this episode, we play Bone, Block, Bench. Would you Bone Paul Ryan? Would you Block Omarosa? Would you bench Frank Ocean, if need be? Find out in this Thot-defying game. Also, we’ve got Impure Thot stories from extra special guests — y’all! Tune in and hear the best of our listeners super slutty sexy stories.

Besitos,

Xx The Thots

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The Hills R Alive w/ the Sound of Faggots (feat. Jayson Smith!) The Hills R Alive w/ the Sound of Faggots (feat. Jayson Smith!) Sun, 18 Mar 2018 10:13:00 GMT 1:02:31 6240458f-aee7-4952-a78d-63cab2f5dfd4 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2996d Do our voices make us ssssound gay? full 2 14 This week, we talk all about gay voices, and what it means to have one. Our guest-ho this week is writer Jayson Smith who in addition to being a goddamn genius, is also low-key a singer. Did you get made fun of for your voice as a kid? Do you like it or hate it now? Relatedly, Whitney vs. Mariah — who was the most vocally talented? The Thots go in.

Also this week! We discuss sexting, angsty teens, and shirtless selfies. Plus Jayson gives us an Impure Thot story that stars a very, very nice pair of grey sweatpants.

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This week, we talk all about gay voices, and what it means to have one. Our guest-ho this week is writer Jayson Smith who in addition to being a goddamn genius, is also low-key a singer. Did you get made fun of for your voice as a kid? Do you like it or hate it now? Relatedly, Whitney vs. Mariah — who was the most vocally talented? The Thots go in.

Also this week! We discuss sexting, angsty teens, and shirtless selfies. Plus Jayson gives us an Impure Thot story that stars a very, very nice pair of grey sweatpants.

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Mask 4 Mask Mask 4 Mask Sun, 11 Mar 2018 09:02:00 GMT 56:46 0d545f2b-963c-4be1-b8cb-da41ac118cef no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2996e What masks are you wearing, boo? full 2 13 This week we talk about ~authenticity~ and how we as queer folk put on personas and masks from time to time. What’s your persona? Do you exaggerate your personality on social media? Is there even such thing as “natural” when it comes to queer composure? Tune in and find out.

Also! The Thots talk about the first albums they ever bought (Phantom of the Opera, Lindsay Lohan, Destiny’s Child, oh my!) and then we dive into our advice segment talking about the Life-Changing Magic of Frottage and penetration! Two of our favorite things!!

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This week we talk about ~authenticity~ and how we as queer folk put on personas and masks from time to time. What’s your persona? Do you exaggerate your personality on social media? Is there even such thing as “natural” when it comes to queer composure? Tune in and find out.

Also! The Thots talk about the first albums they ever bought (Phantom of the Opera, Lindsay Lohan, Destiny’s Child, oh my!) and then we dive into our advice segment talking about the Life-Changing Magic of Frottage and penetration! Two of our favorite things!!

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Thots! Camera! Action!!! (feat. Ira Madison III!) Thots! Camera! Action!!! (feat. Ira Madison III!) Sun, 04 Mar 2018 10:19:00 GMT 1:02:17 6f72887a-8a31-4cb9-a65f-a70976a00fbf no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2996f Paddington was a gay icon. full 2 12 We’re going to Oprah voice Hollywooooooooooood. Just in time for the Oscars, we’re discussing…. Literally anything but the Oscars. The Academy will always disappoint us with mediocre guests and bad gay jokes and giving awards to cis people playing trans roles, so we are talking about our favorite queer films of yore. What are your favorite movies? What characters do you see yourself in, even when the film isn’t queer? (Maleficent anyone???)

Also, we’ve got the delectable Ira Madison III in the studio to discuss his favorite queer films (and also those movies that aren’t even gay, but they are like SO gay). Plus he drags some of his favorite people to drag, Todrick Hall, Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake — the list goes on.

Bon appetit, bb.

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We’re going to Oprah voice Hollywooooooooooood. Just in time for the Oscars, we’re discussing…. Literally anything but the Oscars. The Academy will always disappoint us with mediocre guests and bad gay jokes and giving awards to cis people playing trans roles, so we are talking about our favorite queer films of yore. What are your favorite movies? What characters do you see yourself in, even when the film isn’t queer? (Maleficent anyone???)

Also, we’ve got the delectable Ira Madison III in the studio to discuss his favorite queer films (and also those movies that aren’t even gay, but they are like SO gay). Plus he drags some of his favorite people to drag, Todrick Hall, Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake — the list goes on.

Bon appetit, bb.

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Call Me By Yr Obscure Gay Memes Call Me By Yr Obscure Gay Memes Sun, 25 Feb 2018 09:49:00 GMT 59:16 f6ba71ff-3436-4b30-87c2-c1a939e83e73 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29970 Join the Official Thot Book Club full 2 11 This week, we brought back our Official Thot Book Club with this season’s selection: André Aciman’s Call Me By Your Name. As is the case with most queers (for both the book and the movie) our opinions were divided. Was the conceit of this movie too white and wealthy? Was the sex a little lackluster? Should queer narratives be required to have sex in them? Did you feel yourself seen in Elio or Oliver (or neither)? What are the technical logistics and realistic constraints of fucking a peach?

This week, we conceive a game called Gay 4 Play, where the Thots have to guess which actors have played homosexually on the big screen. Also, Joe O the Science Ho brings a whole lotta knowledge to this episode with a segment describing why you (yes, you!) should go out and get herpes as soon as possible!

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:Feb 25 2018

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This week, we brought back our Official Thot Book Club with this season’s selection: André Aciman’s Call Me By Your Name. As is the case with most queers (for both the book and the movie) our opinions were divided. Was the conceit of this movie too white and wealthy? Was the sex a little lackluster? Should queer narratives be required to have sex in them? Did you feel yourself seen in Elio or Oliver (or neither)? What are the technical logistics and realistic constraints of fucking a peach?

This week, we conceive a game called Gay 4 Play, where the Thots have to guess which actors have played homosexually on the big screen. Also, Joe O the Science Ho brings a whole lotta knowledge to this episode with a segment describing why you (yes, you!) should go out and get herpes as soon as possible!

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:Feb 25 2018

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<![CDATA[We (Don't) Belong 2gether]]> Sun, 18 Feb 2018 10:34:00 GMT 1:01:35 90b60539-2e96-424e-860d-64e7b127175e no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29971 This episode brought to you by our exes. full 2 10 This week we talked about breakups and everything that entails. How do y’all move on after you’re hurt? Do you have good relationships with your exes? After a breakup do you stand outside his house late at night while listening to Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek” over and over again before you cry yourself to sleep? No? Just us?

Before dragging our exes for a solid 25 minutes, we dive deep into a very rare news segment talking about Barack Obama, Cardi B, a queer-as-hell fashion week, and of course, figure skating. Plus, we discuss Joe’s new book Inside/Out, which has been described by critics and reviews across the country as “sad.”

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: Feb 18 2018

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This week we talked about breakups and everything that entails. How do y’all move on after you’re hurt? Do you have good relationships with your exes? After a breakup do you stand outside his house late at night while listening to Imogen Heap’s “Hide and Seek” over and over again before you cry yourself to sleep? No? Just us?

Before dragging our exes for a solid 25 minutes, we dive deep into a very rare news segment talking about Barack Obama, Cardi B, a queer-as-hell fashion week, and of course, figure skating. Plus, we discuss Joe’s new book Inside/Out, which has been described by critics and reviews across the country as “sad.”

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: Feb 18 2018

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<![CDATA[We Don't Believe in Life After Love]]> Sun, 11 Feb 2018 08:00:00 GMT 59:06 ea87d7b3-f968-433b-b263-196634ce7c4f no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29972 full 2 9 It’s almost our favorite holiday, Discount Candy at Walgreens Day, and in honor of that, we’re talking all about love on today’s episode. We thots are all across the romantic spectrum: some of us don’t believe in life after love, some of us love to love you, baby, and the rest of us are all like “What is love?” (Baby, don’t hurt me). Wade into the murky waters with us, bbs.

Also! We air out our dirty laundry and read our worst DMs ever, on air. Plus, we know Tommy is literally always bragging about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby, but in this episode he literally shares a story about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby. Is it your man? Tune in to find out.

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It’s almost our favorite holiday, Discount Candy at Walgreens Day, and in honor of that, we’re talking all about love on today’s episode. We thots are all across the romantic spectrum: some of us don’t believe in life after love, some of us love to love you, baby, and the rest of us are all like “What is love?” (Baby, don’t hurt me). Wade into the murky waters with us, bbs.

Also! We air out our dirty laundry and read our worst DMs ever, on air. Plus, we know Tommy is literally always bragging about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby, but in this episode he literally shares a story about hooking up with your man in the hotel lobby. Is it your man? Tune in to find out.

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Body-ody-ody Issues (feat. Harron Walker!) Body-ody-ody Issues (feat. Harron Walker!) Sun, 04 Feb 2018 11:00:00 GMT 59:32 aa570efc-3164-49a5-98da-c5a7606c37bf no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29973 full 2 8 We’ve got a gutting episode this week, all about bodies (and the issues that ensure). When were you first aware of your body? Why do you love your body? Why do you not? We’re joined in the studio by writer Harron Walker who’s got a lot to say about what happens when people tell you what you can and can't do with your bodies. It's like, the opposite of a Janet Jackson song.

ALSO, we play our favorite game Homo-nym, wherein the thots debate the gayness of our favorite cultural iconography. (“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston vs. “I Will Always Love You” by Dolly Parton) AND Joe gets ~physical~ with a steamy Impure Thot story from the gym.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:Feb 4 2018

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We’ve got a gutting episode this week, all about bodies (and the issues that ensure). When were you first aware of your body? Why do you love your body? Why do you not? We’re joined in the studio by writer Harron Walker who’s got a lot to say about what happens when people tell you what you can and can't do with your bodies. It's like, the opposite of a Janet Jackson song.

ALSO, we play our favorite game Homo-nym, wherein the thots debate the gayness of our favorite cultural iconography. (“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston vs. “I Will Always Love You” by Dolly Parton) AND Joe gets ~physical~ with a steamy Impure Thot story from the gym.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:Feb 4 2018

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Werking Grl Werking Grl Sun, 28 Jan 2018 11:00:00 GMT 57:04 222a4f7e-ecdc-4b82-8085-db45d6f890a8 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29974 Which is more important, your career or your love life? The Thots duke it out. full 2 7 We’re back after a short break with our most emotionally harrowing episode yet talking about one of the touchiest subjects ever: our careers. What happens when you conflate your identity with your career? What about when a boo-thing comes along and throws a wrench into your whole success trajectory? This week, the Thots cut deep into the topic of love vs. work. (Spoiler! The Thots disagree on pretty much everything.)

Also in this episode, we play a game called Sex Toy or Space Craft. It’s… pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Then, Fran shares a not-so-sexy story about a surprise date that took a very, very bad turn. Plus, the Thots share who their favorite people in the whole wide world are. Tune in to find out who!

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 1/28

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We’re back after a short break with our most emotionally harrowing episode yet talking about one of the touchiest subjects ever: our careers. What happens when you conflate your identity with your career? What about when a boo-thing comes along and throws a wrench into your whole success trajectory? This week, the Thots cut deep into the topic of love vs. work. (Spoiler! The Thots disagree on pretty much everything.)

Also in this episode, we play a game called Sex Toy or Space Craft. It’s… pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Then, Fran shares a not-so-sexy story about a surprise date that took a very, very bad turn. Plus, the Thots share who their favorite people in the whole wide world are. Tune in to find out who!

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date: 1/28

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Zaddy Lessons Zaddy Lessons Sun, 14 Jan 2018 11:00:00 GMT 1:11:19 38208142-6e90-470d-9244-912eece70221 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29975 full 2 6 It’s a beautiful day in the slay-borhood, and just before we go on a very short break, we’ve got a fat little episode to hold over you adoring thots. This week, we talk about mentors, father-figures, daddies, and zaddies. How do these archetypes enter our queer lives, and how do we differentiate between them all? Tune in as the thots navigate how they found their mentors, but also how sometimes it doesn’t really work out. (Read: We slept with them.)

Also this week! Take a crash-course on how to differentiate your thotty co-hosts as we decipher which is the “Thot Most Likely” to win different superlatives. (Which is the Thot Most Likely to Go to Prison?) Dennis also shares a spicy story wherein he almost gets arrested for public sex, and then temporarily goes blind. (It's.... a lot to explain.)

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:Jan 14 2018

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It’s a beautiful day in the slay-borhood, and just before we go on a very short break, we’ve got a fat little episode to hold over you adoring thots. This week, we talk about mentors, father-figures, daddies, and zaddies. How do these archetypes enter our queer lives, and how do we differentiate between them all? Tune in as the thots navigate how they found their mentors, but also how sometimes it doesn’t really work out. (Read: We slept with them.)

Also this week! Take a crash-course on how to differentiate your thotty co-hosts as we decipher which is the “Thot Most Likely” to win different superlatives. (Which is the Thot Most Likely to Go to Prison?) Dennis also shares a spicy story wherein he almost gets arrested for public sex, and then temporarily goes blind. (It's.... a lot to explain.)

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:Jan 14 2018

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Not *That* Kind of Gay (feat. Jeffrey Masters!) Not *That* Kind of Gay (feat. Jeffrey Masters!) Sun, 07 Jan 2018 11:00:00 GMT 1:04:24 fd835dc0-2783-497d-929e-f8990b2961d7 no https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29976 full 2 5 Guys, remember when "Will and Grace" was all we had? Remember how there's so little representation out there for us in the mainstream, that "Will and Grace" is like, still the only thing we point to when referencing gay entertainment? This week, the Thots delve into queer representation, and how the "Will and Grace Effect" has permeated our queer lives, for better or worse.

Also joining us is special guest-thot Jeffrey Masters, host of the LGBTQ&A podcast! We play a thotty little game of Swipe Left/Swipe Right with Jeffrey, swiping cultural forms as if they were on a dating app. (Spoiler! One of the Thots hates Oprah). Also, Jeffrey tells us an agonizing Impure Thot story about being the third and a whole lot of nonsense that entails. Tune in!

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Guys, remember when "Will and Grace" was all we had? Remember how there's so little representation out there for us in the mainstream, that "Will and Grace" is like, still the only thing we point to when referencing gay entertainment? This week, the Thots delve into queer representation, and how the "Will and Grace Effect" has permeated our queer lives, for better or worse.

Also joining us is special guest-thot Jeffrey Masters, host of the LGBTQ&A podcast! We play a thotty little game of Swipe Left/Swipe Right with Jeffrey, swiping cultural forms as if they were on a dating app. (Spoiler! One of the Thots hates Oprah). Also, Jeffrey tells us an agonizing Impure Thot story about being the third and a whole lot of nonsense that entails. Tune in!

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4 Queers Walk Into a Bar... 4 Queers Walk Into a Bar... Sun, 31 Dec 2017 11:00:00 GMT 54:52 251223d8-a820-4a12-9bf7-769b834e4e47 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29977 full 2 4 New year, new us. JK, JK we’re staying exactly the same — and we’re cruising into 2018 with a very “us” episode. And can we just say — it might be our favorite from the season. We the Thots discuss “consent” which is more than a buzzword for all y’all’s think pieces, okurrr? What do we consent to when we walk into a gay bar? How do we as queer folk cultivate systems of sexual harassment and rape culture? What are our responsibilities when we enter these spaces, whether we are the flirter or the flirtee?

Also, we bring back our very-requested advice segment “Penny For Yr Thots” and discuss why y’all gotta stop using the word “bitch,” how we navigate toxic attractions to masculinity, and when it’s totally okay to exploit your relationships for art and/or Twitter fodder. And to — ahem — top it all off we discuss our New Year’s resolutions and… it gets personal. Tune in and find out what (and who) the Thots are cutting down on next year. Auld lang syne n' shit.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:31 December 2017

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New year, new us. JK, JK we’re staying exactly the same — and we’re cruising into 2018 with a very “us” episode. And can we just say — it might be our favorite from the season. We the Thots discuss “consent” which is more than a buzzword for all y’all’s think pieces, okurrr? What do we consent to when we walk into a gay bar? How do we as queer folk cultivate systems of sexual harassment and rape culture? What are our responsibilities when we enter these spaces, whether we are the flirter or the flirtee?

Also, we bring back our very-requested advice segment “Penny For Yr Thots” and discuss why y’all gotta stop using the word “bitch,” how we navigate toxic attractions to masculinity, and when it’s totally okay to exploit your relationships for art and/or Twitter fodder. And to — ahem — top it all off we discuss our New Year’s resolutions and… it gets personal. Tune in and find out what (and who) the Thots are cutting down on next year. Auld lang syne n' shit.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:31 December 2017

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A Vry Thotty Holiday Special A Vry Thotty Holiday Special Sun, 24 Dec 2017 18:55:00 GMT 1:06:22 1062d3a5-3253-4b59-bb49-cdfff8a3684c yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29978 full 2 3 Here’s a little XXX-mas special for you. For our holiday episode, we’re re-gifting you our most recent live show! Donning some gay apparel, we got into the heaux-liday spirit with a lil game of Thotty Mad Libs (it’s exactly what it sounds like) and the we share the stage with three queer rockstars, who each share a riveting, ridiculous, delirious, delectable Impure Thot — our recurring segment of sexy storytelling.

First up, we have Broad City actor and comedian Bowen Yang, who tells a tale in which he accidentally tries an extremely illegal substance. (Find out which one!!!) Then, we have the sweet dream and beautiful nightmare Harron Walker who shares a story that involves the phrase “all-girl bukake.” To close us out, we have queer mermaid genius Janea Kelly who shares what can only be described as an Epic of Thottery, she is basically a neon-wig-wearing Virgil. Y’all are in for a treat.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:22 Dec 2017

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Here’s a little XXX-mas special for you. For our holiday episode, we’re re-gifting you our most recent live show! Donning some gay apparel, we got into the heaux-liday spirit with a lil game of Thotty Mad Libs (it’s exactly what it sounds like) and the we share the stage with three queer rockstars, who each share a riveting, ridiculous, delirious, delectable Impure Thot — our recurring segment of sexy storytelling.

First up, we have Broad City actor and comedian Bowen Yang, who tells a tale in which he accidentally tries an extremely illegal substance. (Find out which one!!!) Then, we have the sweet dream and beautiful nightmare Harron Walker who shares a story that involves the phrase “all-girl bukake.” To close us out, we have queer mermaid genius Janea Kelly who shares what can only be described as an Epic of Thottery, she is basically a neon-wig-wearing Virgil. Y’all are in for a treat.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:22 Dec 2017

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Warning: Adult Content Warning: Adult Content Sun, 17 Dec 2017 02:00:00 GMT 54:33 3a9eb410-3613-4c76-a09c-fbcca8b6a5d2 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29979 full 2 2 Gentlethots, in this episode, we start a new segment where we talk about everything that made us cry this week (lol), for our Impure Thot, Joe shares a nightmarish cautionary tale involving a full bottle of poppers and his mom’s Subaru Forester.

Our theme this week is “adulthood.” Unlike Roy Moore’s preferred sexual partners, we Thots have come of age. But what does growing up really mean, and when do y’all feel your most adult — especially when the constraints of adulthood are so defined by heteronormative structures?

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:17 Dec 2017

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Gentlethots, in this episode, we start a new segment where we talk about everything that made us cry this week (lol), for our Impure Thot, Joe shares a nightmarish cautionary tale involving a full bottle of poppers and his mom’s Subaru Forester.

Our theme this week is “adulthood.” Unlike Roy Moore’s preferred sexual partners, we Thots have come of age. But what does growing up really mean, and when do y’all feel your most adult — especially when the constraints of adulthood are so defined by heteronormative structures?

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:17 Dec 2017

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Let Us Upgrade U Let Us Upgrade U Fri, 08 Dec 2017 20:17:00 GMT 53:08 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/366851675 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2997a Silk lined blazers, diamond cream facials... full 2 1 Never have we ever... Never have we ever... Sun, 03 Dec 2017 23:20:00 GMT 2:14 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/364557191 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2997b Are you even ready for this jelly? trailer 2 1 Bonus!! 2 or Not 2 Tweet? (feat. Joel Kim Booster!) Bonus!! 2 or Not 2 Tweet? (feat. Joel Kim Booster!) Tue, 28 Nov 2017 14:31:00 GMT 54:59 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/362026214 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2997c Stay out of our splash zone. bonus 1 <![CDATA[We put the "come" in "come back."]]> Wed, 15 Nov 2017 15:50:00 GMT 2:07 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/356180123 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2997d trailer 2 1 http://ticketf.ly/2xzM18K]]> http://ticketf.ly/2xzM18K]]> We love a tease. We love a tease. Sun, 12 Nov 2017 15:54:00 GMT 2:16 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/354682301 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2997e Does this wet your palette? trailer 2 1 http://ticketf.ly/2xzM18K]]> http://ticketf.ly/2xzM18K]]> LIVE! and Living for It (feat. Angel Nafis) LIVE! and Living for It (feat. Angel Nafis) Mon, 12 Jun 2017 02:07:00 GMT 1:06:50 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/327629665 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d2997f If a thot falls in the middle of a forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound? bonus 1 SURPRISE BINCHES! Season 1 ain’t over quite yet. We have an extra delectable bite for you — the recording of our LIVE show at Ace Hotel in New York muthafuckin’ City. We packed the house to celebrate the fact that Tommy Pico dropped is book Nature Poem like a hot lil’ cake. Plus, local celebrity Angel Nafis joins us for this episode. We now come with a laugh track, and bb, we’re never going back. Also, we write our own gay smut — friction fiction, if you will — we discuss Tommy’s levels of slutty genius, and we end Season 1 (for realz this time) with a hot take from the ineffable Angel. We have big ol’ plans for Season 2, but for now subscribe to our newsletter for periodic updates and thotty mini features: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Angel: twitter.com/angelnafis Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 11 June 2017 SURPRISE BINCHES! Season 1 ain’t over quite yet. We have an extra delectable bite for you — the recording of our LIVE show at Ace Hotel in New York muthafuckin’ City. We packed the house to celebrate the fact that Tommy Pico dropped is book Nature Poem like a hot lil’ cake. Plus, local celebrity Angel Nafis joins us for this episode. We now come with a laugh track, and bb, we’re never going back. Also, we write our own gay smut — friction fiction, if you will — we discuss Tommy’s levels of slutty genius, and we end Season 1 (for realz this time) with a hot take from the ineffable Angel. We have big ol’ plans for Season 2, but for now subscribe to our newsletter for periodic updates and thotty mini features: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Angel: twitter.com/angelnafis Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 11 June 2017 <![CDATA[It's Not Me, It's U (feat. Alexander Chee)]]> Sun, 28 May 2017 17:12:00 GMT 59:57 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/324902160 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29980 We think we should start seeing other people... full 1 8 This week, we have guest host *gay drum roll* Alexander Chee! The critically acclaimed, award-winning novelist and essayist! Google him, binch! This episode is about rejection — how do we cope with rejection in our writing, in our race, and in our romantic lives? Also, we conned Alex into telling us a pearl-clutching thot story, plus we lay out our plan for the First 100 Days in office, as Presidents of the United Thots of America. In Goddess, we trust. This is our last episode of the season! If you think you’ll miss us, subscribe to our newsletter for periodic updates and thotty mini features before Season 2: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Alexander: twitter.com/alexanderchee Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 28 May 2017 This week, we have guest host *gay drum roll* Alexander Chee! The critically acclaimed, award-winning novelist and essayist! Google him, binch! This episode is about rejection — how do we cope with rejection in our writing, in our race, and in our romantic lives? Also, we conned Alex into telling us a pearl-clutching thot story, plus we lay out our plan for the First 100 Days in office, as Presidents of the United Thots of America. In Goddess, we trust. This is our last episode of the season! If you think you’ll miss us, subscribe to our newsletter for periodic updates and thotty mini features before Season 2: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Alexander: twitter.com/alexanderchee Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Release date: 28 May 2017 Gay Sluts Who Read Gay Sluts Who Read Sun, 14 May 2017 13:45:00 GMT 1:01:27 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/322553980 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29981 Join the ~official~ Thot Book Club. full 1 7 http://www.acehotel.com/calendar/newyork/food-4-thot-live This week, we are commencing our *Official* Thot Book Club with Zadie Smith’s “Swing Time!” We talk about race, privilege, and coming into one’s own. If you didn’t read “Swing Time,” don’t worry! We’ll warn you when spoilers are coming up. Also, we dive deep into the homo-archy with our game “Six Degrees of the Gay Agenda,” AND Joe tells the most anxiety-inducing Impure Thot story we’ve ever heard on the podcast. Hold onto your skirts! Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 14 May 2017]]> http://www.acehotel.com/calendar/newyork/food-4-thot-live This week, we are commencing our *Official* Thot Book Club with Zadie Smith’s “Swing Time!” We talk about race, privilege, and coming into one’s own. If you didn’t read “Swing Time,” don’t worry! We’ll warn you when spoilers are coming up. Also, we dive deep into the homo-archy with our game “Six Degrees of the Gay Agenda,” AND Joe tells the most anxiety-inducing Impure Thot story we’ve ever heard on the podcast. Hold onto your skirts! Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 14 May 2017]]> Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Sat, 29 Apr 2017 17:38:00 GMT 1:01:06 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/320073063 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29982 Started from the bottom, now we bottom. full 1 6 This week’s episode is about — well — sex positions. When it comes to the gay community, we’re all privy to using terms like “top,” “bottom,” and “vers” — but what do these terms really mean? Are they tools or tired clichés? Also, we go in DEEP on the value of astrology in our very first advice segment. (Spoiler! Joe is a Pisces.) PLUS we play our most favorite game yet: “Incense or Gay Sex Position?” Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 29 April 2017 This week’s episode is about — well — sex positions. When it comes to the gay community, we’re all privy to using terms like “top,” “bottom,” and “vers” — but what do these terms really mean? Are they tools or tired clichés? Also, we go in DEEP on the value of astrology in our very first advice segment. (Spoiler! Joe is a Pisces.) PLUS we play our most favorite game yet: “Incense or Gay Sex Position?” Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 29 April 2017 Boy Byeeeeeeeeee Boy Byeeeeeeeeee Sun, 16 Apr 2017 14:40:00 GMT 57:01 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/317939894 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29983 Get Out, the she-quel. full 1 5 This week’s episode is about “escape.” Escape in our favorite books, escape in theater, escape in the Internet, escape in punk. The act of running away is inherent to the queer experience, so when the hell do we ever stop running? Also, we talk about the philosophy of Archival Dick, the conspiracies of Pamela Anderson, and why “Living Single” is the GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!!! Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 16 April 2017 This week’s episode is about “escape.” Escape in our favorite books, escape in theater, escape in the Internet, escape in punk. The act of running away is inherent to the queer experience, so when the hell do we ever stop running? Also, we talk about the philosophy of Archival Dick, the conspiracies of Pamela Anderson, and why “Living Single” is the GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!!! Join the conversation! Subscribe to our newsletter for a complete reading list of everything we mention in each episode, along with select quotes, musings, and exclusive resistance tips: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Release date: 16 April 2017 Wide Homo Spaces Wide Homo Spaces Sun, 02 Apr 2017 12:15:00 GMT 1:02:04 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/315680493 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29984 Homo is where the heart is. full 1 4 This week we talk about “safe spaces.” Are they a thing? Does everyone get a safe space? The four thots (all from different parts of the country) talk about where they sought refuge before they moved to the gay Emerald City. Also, Joe gets his first big SCIENCE moment, explaining how the gay scientists of yore tried to prove “Born This Way,” AND we talk about the politics of violence floating around what it means to punch a nazi. Join the conversation! Lots of people are tweeting their reactions as they listen, so if you feel so empowered, tell us what’s titillating you @food4thotpod and we’ll make sure to RT. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Release date: 2 April 2017 This week we talk about “safe spaces.” Are they a thing? Does everyone get a safe space? The four thots (all from different parts of the country) talk about where they sought refuge before they moved to the gay Emerald City. Also, Joe gets his first big SCIENCE moment, explaining how the gay scientists of yore tried to prove “Born This Way,” AND we talk about the politics of violence floating around what it means to punch a nazi. Join the conversation! Lots of people are tweeting their reactions as they listen, so if you feel so empowered, tell us what’s titillating you @food4thotpod and we’ll make sure to RT. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Tommy: twitter.com/heyteebs Fran: twitter.com/fransquishco Dennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletter Release date: 2 April 2017 But Do I HAVE 2? But Do I HAVE 2? Sun, 19 Mar 2017 16:18:00 GMT 1:04:26 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/313249983 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29985 Do you feel obligated to listen to this podcast? full 1 3 This week we talk about different kinds of “obligation.” Like finishing a Zadie Smith book, eating a bad kale salad, reading an essay that one friend sent you, or staying in a bad relationship. Also, the thots go through their favorite resistance tactics underneath the regime of the Buttplug-in-Chief, and Fran shares the spiciest, most embarrassing sex story he has in his pocket. Tune in, queens. Lots of people are tweeting their reactions as they listen, so if you feel so empowered, tell us what’s titillating you @food4thotpod and we’ll make sure to RT. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: @reluctantlyjoe Tommy: @heyteebs Fran: @fransquishco Dennis: @theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com Release date: 19 March 2017 This week we talk about different kinds of “obligation.” Like finishing a Zadie Smith book, eating a bad kale salad, reading an essay that one friend sent you, or staying in a bad relationship. Also, the thots go through their favorite resistance tactics underneath the regime of the Buttplug-in-Chief, and Fran shares the spiciest, most embarrassing sex story he has in his pocket. Tune in, queens. Lots of people are tweeting their reactions as they listen, so if you feel so empowered, tell us what’s titillating you @food4thotpod and we’ll make sure to RT. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: @reluctantlyjoe Tommy: @heyteebs Fran: @fransquishco Dennis: @theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com Release date: 19 March 2017 Ur Not My Type Ur Not My Type Sun, 05 Mar 2017 15:16:00 GMT 1:05:14 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/310823040 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29986 full 1 2 This week we talk about “types”—how we typify things, sexually or literarily, and how those types can evolve or hold us back. We also talk about the classism of Fire Island, the gaiety of Moby Dick, and why petty white men tried to erase Eartha Kitt from history. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: @reluctantlyjoe Tommy: @heyteebs Fran: @fransquishco Dennis: @theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com Release date: 5 March 2017 This week we talk about “types”—how we typify things, sexually or literarily, and how those types can evolve or hold us back. We also talk about the classism of Fire Island, the gaiety of Moby Dick, and why petty white men tried to erase Eartha Kitt from history. Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: @reluctantlyjoe Tommy: @heyteebs Fran: @fransquishco Dennis: @theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com Release date: 5 March 2017 Like a Virgin Like a Virgin Sun, 19 Feb 2017 13:37:00 GMT 1:04:09 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/308496993 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29987 full 1 1 thots@food4thotpodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: @reluctantlyjoe Tommy: @heyteebs Fran: @fransquishco Dennis: @theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com Release date: 19 February 2017]]> thots@food4thotpodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/food4thotpod Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod Joe: @reluctantlyjoe Tommy: @heyteebs Fran: @fransquishco Dennis: @theearldenden Sign up for our newsletter, which has a whole platter of other yummy, newsletter-exclusive tidbits: food4thotpodcast.com Release date: 19 February 2017]]> Season 1 Trailer Season 1 Trailer Mon, 13 Feb 2017 19:01:00 GMT 2:12 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/307551653 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5bc7bb23570eaadc56ec9514/5bc7bb449b46c4e045d29988 Does this wet your palette? trailer 1 1