60 pippa.io Last Men On Earth http://patreon.com/lastmenonearth en celebrity,comedy,entertainment,male,mens,satire Lex Jurgen & Matt Ralston The setting is today. The male of the species has been cowered to near extinction by a combination of privileged white girl Soul Cycle feminism and excessive pass interference calls in football. From their drunken repose at a Hollywood area bar and pizza joint, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston broadcast the last bastion of masculine thought to a dispersed audience of survivors. Like a giant dick beacon, if that’s your thing. The setting is today. The male of the species has been cowered to near extinction by a combination of privileged white girl Soul Cycle feminism and excessive pass interference calls in football. From their drunken repose at a Hollywood area bar and pizza joint, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston broadcast the last bastion of masculine thought to a dispersed audience of survivors. Like a giant dick beacon, if that’s your thing. yes Lex Jurgen info+5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a@mg.pippa.io episodic https://assets.pippa.io/shows/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/show-cover.jpg http://patreon.com/lastmenonearth Last Men On Earth https://feed.pippa.io/public/shows/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a <![CDATA[LMOE #135 - Brett Kavanaugh Raping the 80's]]> Fri, 21 Sep 2018 09:12:24 GMT 1:37:13 5ba4b5f8689e3e183484a4a4 yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth High school parties like you remember them well full 135 And now you find yourself in '82

The disco hotspots hold no charm for you


Yeah, this was bound to happen. The 36-year old career blocking sort of rape sort of remember high school party unwanted grope alleged of SCOTUS nominee, Brett Kavanaugh. The ensuing imbroglio and media firestorm has pitted the stupidest members of both partisan clans in a rhetorical battle of completely unfounded commentary. It's what our world has become. Or always was. Only now all the assholes have microphones, including Matt and I.


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we delve into Kavanaugh's HS rape paws, wonder why the hell you'd invite Anne Hathaway to your party to apologize for being white, rip on This is Us creator Dan Fogelman for being a white guy claiming white guy critics sabotage his work, fall in love with Malaysian con-man, Jho Low, laugh an ironic laugh at Asia Argento suing the shit out of Rose McGowan, and say something about Jared Leto saying something about the male model gender pay gap. Man, we love to talk.


If you're a sentient human with passion and grace, you'll want to check out our Bonus Segment this week for Patreon members of our show, discussing the celebrity lyme disease near-fatally afflicting Avril Lavgine among other rich and tired young people and models. We pull no punches, despite her horrendous fake disease.

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And now you find yourself in '82

The disco hotspots hold no charm for you


Yeah, this was bound to happen. The 36-year old career blocking sort of rape sort of remember high school party unwanted grope alleged of SCOTUS nominee, Brett Kavanaugh. The ensuing imbroglio and media firestorm has pitted the stupidest members of both partisan clans in a rhetorical battle of completely unfounded commentary. It's what our world has become. Or always was. Only now all the assholes have microphones, including Matt and I.


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, we delve into Kavanaugh's HS rape paws, wonder why the hell you'd invite Anne Hathaway to your party to apologize for being white, rip on This is Us creator Dan Fogelman for being a white guy claiming white guy critics sabotage his work, fall in love with Malaysian con-man, Jho Low, laugh an ironic laugh at Asia Argento suing the shit out of Rose McGowan, and say something about Jared Leto saying something about the male model gender pay gap. Man, we love to talk.


If you're a sentient human with passion and grace, you'll want to check out our Bonus Segment this week for Patreon members of our show, discussing the celebrity lyme disease near-fatally afflicting Avril Lavgine among other rich and tired young people and models. We pull no punches, despite her horrendous fake disease.

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LMOE #134 - Serena Williams Muscle-Bound Brat LMOE #134 - Serena Williams Muscle-Bound Brat Thu, 13 Sep 2018 21:33:53 GMT 1:38:47 5b9ad7c18c2b728a13d5cd3e yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth full I always joke about how this episode is going into the Smithsonian. None of these episodes are headed for official government or museum archives. But somewhere I like to think Larry Flynt is burying time capsules full of his era's most obscene content and we'll be Saran-wrapped next to Jugs. Dare to dream.


On this week's episode we delve into the Serena Williams bicep bulging U.S. Open meltdown and how nobody in the media is allowed to mock her tantrums, touch on Norm McDonald playing the shit out of the outraged class, discuss censorship in scientific research based on activist group threats, Matt kind of defends the Dine and Dash serial stick-it to female dates guy, we wonder if Miss America pageant could become any more pointless, and try to figure out why Cosby Show actor Geoffrey Owens is suddenly our nation's most worthy charity case. It's a lot, but we talk slowly because we're hardly gifted.


In our Bonus Segment this week for Patreon members, we dive into the Title IX case in Michigan which finally allows guys on campus accused of rape to question the statements of their accusers, because quite impossibly, until now, they weren't allowed to question their accusers. Amazing.

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I always joke about how this episode is going into the Smithsonian. None of these episodes are headed for official government or museum archives. But somewhere I like to think Larry Flynt is burying time capsules full of his era's most obscene content and we'll be Saran-wrapped next to Jugs. Dare to dream.


On this week's episode we delve into the Serena Williams bicep bulging U.S. Open meltdown and how nobody in the media is allowed to mock her tantrums, touch on Norm McDonald playing the shit out of the outraged class, discuss censorship in scientific research based on activist group threats, Matt kind of defends the Dine and Dash serial stick-it to female dates guy, we wonder if Miss America pageant could become any more pointless, and try to figure out why Cosby Show actor Geoffrey Owens is suddenly our nation's most worthy charity case. It's a lot, but we talk slowly because we're hardly gifted.


In our Bonus Segment this week for Patreon members, we dive into the Title IX case in Michigan which finally allows guys on campus accused of rape to question the statements of their accusers, because quite impossibly, until now, they weren't allowed to question their accusers. Amazing.

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LMOE #133 - Louis C.K. Untugged LMOE #133 - Louis C.K. Untugged Thu, 30 Aug 2018 18:14:57 GMT 1:32:22 5b8834217059de5f5672c16f yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth with a side of sex-doll brothels full 133 The benefit of a modern digital and omnipresent media is the ability to know the sick and disturbing truths about anyone and anything we once held dear. Wait, I meant, that's the downside. The benefit is free porn. Easy to forget the distinction, even if it is the basis of our little weekly get-together on The Last Men on Earth.


On this week's podcast we definitely and fairly deride John McCain, wonder whether truth matters at all in the making of a modern rape victim singer-songwriter, discuss who might be the arbiter of when #MeToo convicted offenders might be able to come back above ground, discuss the media's overblown reaction to Hawaii's volcano eruption and how they're ruining everything, dare each to visit a sex doll brothel to have a poke at latex A.I., and play America's hottest new game: who's more despicable -- Asia Argento or Rose McGowan? Hint, you can't answer wrongly.


In our bonus segment for Patreon.com members of the show, we delve into Demi Lovato's pill dealer's rather brazen interview about sex and Oxy with Demi on slow nights in the hills. It's sickening. I mean, we are sickening, not a burned out former kid star drug addict and her gold medallion wearing connect getting it on. That's quite beautiful. Check it out.


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The benefit of a modern digital and omnipresent media is the ability to know the sick and disturbing truths about anyone and anything we once held dear. Wait, I meant, that's the downside. The benefit is free porn. Easy to forget the distinction, even if it is the basis of our little weekly get-together on The Last Men on Earth.


On this week's podcast we definitely and fairly deride John McCain, wonder whether truth matters at all in the making of a modern rape victim singer-songwriter, discuss who might be the arbiter of when #MeToo convicted offenders might be able to come back above ground, discuss the media's overblown reaction to Hawaii's volcano eruption and how they're ruining everything, dare each to visit a sex doll brothel to have a poke at latex A.I., and play America's hottest new game: who's more despicable -- Asia Argento or Rose McGowan? Hint, you can't answer wrongly.


In our bonus segment for Patreon.com members of the show, we delve into Demi Lovato's pill dealer's rather brazen interview about sex and Oxy with Demi on slow nights in the hills. It's sickening. I mean, we are sickening, not a burned out former kid star drug addict and her gold medallion wearing connect getting it on. That's quite beautiful. Check it out.


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LMOE #132 - Asia Argento #SheToo LMOE #132 - Asia Argento #SheToo Thu, 23 Aug 2018 15:51:04 GMT 1:28:17 5b7ed7e8f9308c0e7bd943fa yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth talk about living in glass houses... full 132 Of course, certain stories just drop right into your lap like exotic dances on the make. When Asia Argento and her sisters armed with venom at the seedy Hollywood system and its even seedier players, you simply knew shoes would drop in all sorts of directions. Partly based on the fact Harvey Weinstein and his team of Mossad trained information assassins are on a scorched earth policy; and partly because everybody in this business is dirty. Finding sexual indiscretions and hypocrisy in the lives of entertainment industry veteran is like finding gambling in Casablanca. You need only look.


In addition to delving into how Asia Argento probably did push Anthony Bourdain over the bathrobe belt cliff, on this week's podcast Matt and I get into the sad sack that is Terry Crews, Tekashi69's plea to go by his kindly Hispanic birth name while in court, why older guys suddenly feel a need to explain to the world why they like younger women, laugh mostly at PETA's latest animal campaign, talk Kelsey Grammer's new pube slave tattoo, and question exactly what it might take to kill Lamar Odom to the death. It's explicit. But explicit is good.


In our bonus segment this week for Patreon subscribers, we delve into Rosamund Pike's baffling and attempting to be heroic story about refusing to show her body off in casting for a Bond movie. Everybody in town's got a story. And in every story, they are amazing.

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Of course, certain stories just drop right into your lap like exotic dances on the make. When Asia Argento and her sisters armed with venom at the seedy Hollywood system and its even seedier players, you simply knew shoes would drop in all sorts of directions. Partly based on the fact Harvey Weinstein and his team of Mossad trained information assassins are on a scorched earth policy; and partly because everybody in this business is dirty. Finding sexual indiscretions and hypocrisy in the lives of entertainment industry veteran is like finding gambling in Casablanca. You need only look.


In addition to delving into how Asia Argento probably did push Anthony Bourdain over the bathrobe belt cliff, on this week's podcast Matt and I get into the sad sack that is Terry Crews, Tekashi69's plea to go by his kindly Hispanic birth name while in court, why older guys suddenly feel a need to explain to the world why they like younger women, laugh mostly at PETA's latest animal campaign, talk Kelsey Grammer's new pube slave tattoo, and question exactly what it might take to kill Lamar Odom to the death. It's explicit. But explicit is good.


In our bonus segment this week for Patreon subscribers, we delve into Rosamund Pike's baffling and attempting to be heroic story about refusing to show her body off in casting for a Bond movie. Everybody in town's got a story. And in every story, they are amazing.

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LMOE #131 - Banana Hammocks and Women With Man Hands LMOE #131 - Banana Hammocks and Women With Man Hands Fri, 17 Aug 2018 07:41:53 GMT 1:14:51 5b767c4196440aca0d824f1a yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth The package has arrived! full 131 I never thought this little podcast of ours would become the most profound and thoughtful take on the times we live in. And I was right. Not even close. However, if you listen regularly, and without falling into a fentanyl coma, you will learn a thing or two. Like Mister Rogers with swear words, or just Mister Rogers when the cameras were off.


On this week's show, Matt and I get into the Speedo activist at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas, decry racism in the rather varied response to drug users of different colors in Los Angeles, call out airlines for extorting cash for your basic needs, Matt explains why nurses don't belong in porn clips, we both laugh at the backlash over the Oscars honoring films audiences actually pay to watch, and give some kind of big-hands trophy to the first tranny gubernatorial candidate in Vermont.


Be sure to avidly consume our BONUS CONTENT ON PATREON this week wherein we delve into lesbian Batwoman and the backlash against Ruby Rose, my worst airplane seat mate ever.

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I never thought this little podcast of ours would become the most profound and thoughtful take on the times we live in. And I was right. Not even close. However, if you listen regularly, and without falling into a fentanyl coma, you will learn a thing or two. Like Mister Rogers with swear words, or just Mister Rogers when the cameras were off.


On this week's show, Matt and I get into the Speedo activist at the Encore Beach Club in Vegas, decry racism in the rather varied response to drug users of different colors in Los Angeles, call out airlines for extorting cash for your basic needs, Matt explains why nurses don't belong in porn clips, we both laugh at the backlash over the Oscars honoring films audiences actually pay to watch, and give some kind of big-hands trophy to the first tranny gubernatorial candidate in Vermont.


Be sure to avidly consume our BONUS CONTENT ON PATREON this week wherein we delve into lesbian Batwoman and the backlash against Ruby Rose, my worst airplane seat mate ever.

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LMOE #130 - Roger Ailes Is Dead and Fat and In a Movie LMOE #130 - Roger Ailes Is Dead and Fat and In a Movie Thu, 02 Aug 2018 02:09:47 GMT 1:28:56 5b6267ebf6b6afe97c040b75 yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth full 130 There are days I don't want to get out of bed. But not podcast show days. Those are the times I raise myself by sheer force of will and find the strength to share the truth with the world. Also, cocaine mixed with Maxwell House. More the latter really. Everybody must do their part.


Check out this week's Patreon Exclusive Bonus Content for rather sensitive information about Melania Trump's hooking.


On this week's episode of Last Men on Earth, Matt and I question the logic of letting everybody pick their own genders based on discounted car insurance rates, agree that sexual consent apps are huge boner killers, debate which muscle group in particular gives away Serena William's equine steroid doping protocols the most, Matt explains how Demi Lovato might be faking her own near-death, we wonder aloud as all of Hollywood's A-list clamors to be in the new movie about dead fat Roger Ailes and Fox News, and we both say something mean about Kim Kardashian.

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There are days I don't want to get out of bed. But not podcast show days. Those are the times I raise myself by sheer force of will and find the strength to share the truth with the world. Also, cocaine mixed with Maxwell House. More the latter really. Everybody must do their part.


Check out this week's Patreon Exclusive Bonus Content for rather sensitive information about Melania Trump's hooking.


On this week's episode of Last Men on Earth, Matt and I question the logic of letting everybody pick their own genders based on discounted car insurance rates, agree that sexual consent apps are huge boner killers, debate which muscle group in particular gives away Serena William's equine steroid doping protocols the most, Matt explains how Demi Lovato might be faking her own near-death, we wonder aloud as all of Hollywood's A-list clamors to be in the new movie about dead fat Roger Ailes and Fox News, and we both say something mean about Kim Kardashian.

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LMOE #129 - Straight White Men, The Male Bashing Musical LMOE #129 - Straight White Men, The Male Bashing Musical Thu, 26 Jul 2018 01:16:19 GMT 1:31:44 5b5920e3a8113d99362fea66 yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth Misandry Never Got So Many Rave Reviews full 129 Being a straight white male comes with tremendous privileges. The secret clubs come to mind where we hand each other the keys to the kingdom and recommit ourselves to denying access to all others. Not all that secret; we meet in the back of Carrows every other Tuesday, codename: Kiwanis. With all of this privilege, it's about the disenfranchised people who produce Broadway shows bring to the stage, Straight White Men, a satirical takedown of all this privilege. Matt and I just ordered our tickets. Or did we merely snap our fingers and make them appear? This shit is sinister.


SUBSCRIBE TO LMOE PODCAST FOR FREE ON ITUNES


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we delve into Straight White Men, the Broadway show, and wonder whether it's truly a Beta male bubble phenomenon or something worth concerning real people, we take a crack at being the only people who care about Demi Lovato, defend the right of unemployed actresses to raise money on Kickstarter to start a female only podcast network free of "creeps", Matt offers suggestions to make Big 3 Basketball even more baller, we contemplate the Tekashi69 origin story, and make fun of the Bronfman heiresses for being part of the Keith Raniere sex cult. I feel this could be the episode that gets put in the Smithsonian.


Additionally, for our Patreon most-awesome members, we have Bonus Content featuring a dark and darker discussion of the likes of Dan Harmon's humping-a-baby video and James Gunn's pedo-rape Tweets and how to reconcile those in your hearts and minds. It's disturbing, but we go there. Oh, we go there.

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Being a straight white male comes with tremendous privileges. The secret clubs come to mind where we hand each other the keys to the kingdom and recommit ourselves to denying access to all others. Not all that secret; we meet in the back of Carrows every other Tuesday, codename: Kiwanis. With all of this privilege, it's about the disenfranchised people who produce Broadway shows bring to the stage, Straight White Men, a satirical takedown of all this privilege. Matt and I just ordered our tickets. Or did we merely snap our fingers and make them appear? This shit is sinister.


SUBSCRIBE TO LMOE PODCAST FOR FREE ON ITUNES


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we delve into Straight White Men, the Broadway show, and wonder whether it's truly a Beta male bubble phenomenon or something worth concerning real people, we take a crack at being the only people who care about Demi Lovato, defend the right of unemployed actresses to raise money on Kickstarter to start a female only podcast network free of "creeps", Matt offers suggestions to make Big 3 Basketball even more baller, we contemplate the Tekashi69 origin story, and make fun of the Bronfman heiresses for being part of the Keith Raniere sex cult. I feel this could be the episode that gets put in the Smithsonian.


Additionally, for our Patreon most-awesome members, we have Bonus Content featuring a dark and darker discussion of the likes of Dan Harmon's humping-a-baby video and James Gunn's pedo-rape Tweets and how to reconcile those in your hearts and minds. It's disturbing, but we go there. Oh, we go there.

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LMOE #128 - Gay Conversion Sleep-away Camp LMOE #128 - Gay Conversion Sleep-away Camp Thu, 19 Jul 2018 03:15:31 GMT 1:38:03 5b5002545637657438d4196d yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth Oscar-bait is no longer subtle full 128 Sometimes I wonder if two half-breeds with poor work habits can actually save this gaseous spinning orb. Then I remember that's the precise winning character formula of every space opera ever. So Matt and I persist. Not because we must, but because we long ago forgot where the door is.


On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wade hip deep into the latest bit of Sacha Baron Cohen shtick exposing how stupid old white people are pretty much stupid, old, and white, consider the fact that gay conversion camp films like Boy Erased are made for Oscar consideration, not narrative quality, wonder why a Chinese-American director decided only he can tell the Thai cave boy story, laugh even more at Terry Crews for MeTooing himself onto the Asia Argento support letter fo the Times, and consider the mathematics behind transgender activists insistent than only transgender actors can portray transgender characters in movies and TV. I think we talk for like four beers.


Also, bonus content for our Patreon fans, Panties in a Bunch, wherein we talk about the slippery slope danger of felony hate crimes being attached to all these drunk old topless racist curmudgeons in the park. For whom the bell tolls, and all that line of thinking. Be sure to listen. This will be on the quiz.


If you like us, or hate us, but so much so that it circles back to like, subscribe and write us a quick review on iTunes. It's what Babe Ruth would be doing if he were alive today. After whoring.

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Sometimes I wonder if two half-breeds with poor work habits can actually save this gaseous spinning orb. Then I remember that's the precise winning character formula of every space opera ever. So Matt and I persist. Not because we must, but because we long ago forgot where the door is.


On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wade hip deep into the latest bit of Sacha Baron Cohen shtick exposing how stupid old white people are pretty much stupid, old, and white, consider the fact that gay conversion camp films like Boy Erased are made for Oscar consideration, not narrative quality, wonder why a Chinese-American director decided only he can tell the Thai cave boy story, laugh even more at Terry Crews for MeTooing himself onto the Asia Argento support letter fo the Times, and consider the mathematics behind transgender activists insistent than only transgender actors can portray transgender characters in movies and TV. I think we talk for like four beers.


Also, bonus content for our Patreon fans, Panties in a Bunch, wherein we talk about the slippery slope danger of felony hate crimes being attached to all these drunk old topless racist curmudgeons in the park. For whom the bell tolls, and all that line of thinking. Be sure to listen. This will be on the quiz.


If you like us, or hate us, but so much so that it circles back to like, subscribe and write us a quick review on iTunes. It's what Babe Ruth would be doing if he were alive today. After whoring.

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LMOE #127 - Sexual Mummification LMOE #127 - Sexual Mummification Thu, 05 Jul 2018 06:48:03 GMT 1:29:42 5b3dbf232373c3620fc534c7 yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth We wrap this mother up! full 127 Neither the rockets red glare nor the illegal Mexi-fireworks bursting in air could sway Matt and I from our appointed recording rounds to knock out LMOE #127. America! You're far from perfect, but you're still the girl at the dance everybody wants to feel up.


On this week's podcast we delve into the sexual mummification death of a UCLA gay studies professor in the dungeon of a William Morris executive, laugh again at Terry Crews for his tears-of-an-oversized-clown routine before Congress, analyzed Amber Heard's call for her rich friends to protect their illegal servants from ICE, tranny-backed Scarlett Johansson, and gagged a bit discussing Mama June in her new lingerie spread.


For our fans on Patreon, there is bonus content, Panties in a Bunch: Why Are Privileged White Women So Fucking Angry? We break down the chaos and depression of white chicks with credit cards. Very feminist in our thinking, I assure you.


Be sure to subscribe to our show for free on iTunes, leave a comment, would that really kill you?


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Neither the rockets red glare nor the illegal Mexi-fireworks bursting in air could sway Matt and I from our appointed recording rounds to knock out LMOE #127. America! You're far from perfect, but you're still the girl at the dance everybody wants to feel up.


On this week's podcast we delve into the sexual mummification death of a UCLA gay studies professor in the dungeon of a William Morris executive, laugh again at Terry Crews for his tears-of-an-oversized-clown routine before Congress, analyzed Amber Heard's call for her rich friends to protect their illegal servants from ICE, tranny-backed Scarlett Johansson, and gagged a bit discussing Mama June in her new lingerie spread.


For our fans on Patreon, there is bonus content, Panties in a Bunch: Why Are Privileged White Women So Fucking Angry? We break down the chaos and depression of white chicks with credit cards. Very feminist in our thinking, I assure you.


Be sure to subscribe to our show for free on iTunes, leave a comment, would that really kill you?


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LMOE #126 - The Chrissy Teigen Breast Pump Dump LMOE #126 - The Chrissy Teigen Breast Pump Dump Thu, 21 Jun 2018 02:54:41 GMT 1:18:05 5b2b138cc355b6bf3e1f39ee yes https://www.patreon.com/lastmenonearth (And the Chris Hardwick creeper email explained) full 126 My grandmother once told me, there's a reason they don't have boxing in the Special Olympics. She left it at that. It took me nearly two decades to figure out what she meant. And no, I'm not telling you. You've got nineteen years to beat me.


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt fights through a raging case of cerebral herpes as we discuss CHRISSY TEIGEN breasts as dutiful mother and attention whore, SUGE KNIGHT denied request for an obvious escape attempt, laugh at KAT VON D for being a vegan anti-vaxxer tattoo artist, wonder aloud if that dude from Riverdale who wrote fat jokes about chicks on Twitter back in 2012 will ever work again, discuss the type of guy who never carries cash, and wonder if Russian Burger King doesn't have the right idea urging their native ladies to ingest the semen of World Cup stars from around the world.


And in our Panties in a Bunch bonus segment this week, EXCLUSIVELY FOR OUR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS, I provide an explanation of the creepy email CHRIS HARDWICK sent me while dating CHLOE DYKSTRA, though also why I don't think being creepy ought to cost you your job.


Join us if you will on Facebook, Twitter, or iTunes.

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My grandmother once told me, there's a reason they don't have boxing in the Special Olympics. She left it at that. It took me nearly two decades to figure out what she meant. And no, I'm not telling you. You've got nineteen years to beat me.


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt fights through a raging case of cerebral herpes as we discuss CHRISSY TEIGEN breasts as dutiful mother and attention whore, SUGE KNIGHT denied request for an obvious escape attempt, laugh at KAT VON D for being a vegan anti-vaxxer tattoo artist, wonder aloud if that dude from Riverdale who wrote fat jokes about chicks on Twitter back in 2012 will ever work again, discuss the type of guy who never carries cash, and wonder if Russian Burger King doesn't have the right idea urging their native ladies to ingest the semen of World Cup stars from around the world.


And in our Panties in a Bunch bonus segment this week, EXCLUSIVELY FOR OUR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS, I provide an explanation of the creepy email CHRIS HARDWICK sent me while dating CHLOE DYKSTRA, though also why I don't think being creepy ought to cost you your job.


Join us if you will on Facebook, Twitter, or iTunes.

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LMOE #125 - Gender Studies Breach LMOE #125 - Gender Studies Breach Thu, 14 Jun 2018 18:56:20 GMT 1:16:54 5b22ba55e018fcf645ce935c yes http://patreon.com/lastmenonearth.com This Is the One Where We Get Fired for Sure full 125 June is Offensive Podcast Appreciation month, I'm fairly sure, need to look that up. Matt and I were determined to add some nuggets of wisdom and truth to our crap salad of words this week in honor of the celebration. Did we succeed? Probably not. I think we need a life coach.


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we ventured into the musings of Gender Studies deep thinker Suzanna Danuta Walters, she's one of the best, agreed that we'd hang ourselves with a bathrobe belt if Rose McGowan pulled all-nighter rants in our living room, defended Jamie Foxx's penis, outed Rotten Tomatoes for their gender bump, questioned how you'd know if an unemployed young actress in Hollywood was in a sex cult or merely a waitress, and Matt sort of agreed finally that Kanye West is a rap marketing genius.


We're also now recording a segment of Panties in a Bunch just for our Patreon patrons who shell out a buck in the name of humanity. This week's segment: How Gay Pride Month Shafted Black History Month. It's a Must listen if you have half a brain. But no more than that.

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June is Offensive Podcast Appreciation month, I'm fairly sure, need to look that up. Matt and I were determined to add some nuggets of wisdom and truth to our crap salad of words this week in honor of the celebration. Did we succeed? Probably not. I think we need a life coach.


On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we ventured into the musings of Gender Studies deep thinker Suzanna Danuta Walters, she's one of the best, agreed that we'd hang ourselves with a bathrobe belt if Rose McGowan pulled all-nighter rants in our living room, defended Jamie Foxx's penis, outed Rotten Tomatoes for their gender bump, questioned how you'd know if an unemployed young actress in Hollywood was in a sex cult or merely a waitress, and Matt sort of agreed finally that Kanye West is a rap marketing genius.


We're also now recording a segment of Panties in a Bunch just for our Patreon patrons who shell out a buck in the name of humanity. This week's segment: How Gay Pride Month Shafted Black History Month. It's a Must listen if you have half a brain. But no more than that.

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LMOE #124 - Mocha Frappucino With a Shot of Overraction LMOE #124 - Mocha Frappucino With a Shot of Overraction Thu, 24 May 2018 21:00:00 GMT 1:25:52 7c850f975ebb475898031a756a3812e1 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7da full Lex and Matt are back to talk about a gay conversion summer camp memoir that's probably automatically going to win Best Picture, Starbucks making themselves look worse by trying to fix their loitering problem, that stupid royal wedding, why Matt feels honest cheap food is better than food that tries to be better than it actually is, Hannah Simone's sexist nonwhite discrimination card against ABC, whether Brian or Rocco's Tavern is more to blame for him dumping half of their pizza on the floor, and Jennifer Aniston plays the first lesbian president on a new Netflix production. Oh, and by the time you read this, our Patreon patrons will have already heard the episode because they support us at http://patreon.com/lastmenonearth.  Become a patron today for this and other irresistible benefits!

 

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Lex and Matt are back to talk about a gay conversion summer camp memoir that's probably automatically going to win Best Picture, Starbucks making themselves look worse by trying to fix their loitering problem, that stupid royal wedding, why Matt feels honest cheap food is better than food that tries to be better than it actually is, Hannah Simone's sexist nonwhite discrimination card against ABC, whether Brian or Rocco's Tavern is more to blame for him dumping half of their pizza on the floor, and Jennifer Aniston plays the first lesbian president on a new Netflix production. Oh, and by the time you read this, our Patreon patrons will have already heard the episode because they support us at http://patreon.com/lastmenonearth.  Become a patron today for this and other irresistible benefits!

 

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LMOE #123 - Feminist Dystopia LMOE #123 - Feminist Dystopia Thu, 10 May 2018 19:00:00 GMT 1:38:43 c01fea87fa8102b556dacfd96c2cbf3e no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7db full LMOE #122 - Smallville Sex Cult LMOE #122 - Smallville Sex Cult Wed, 25 Apr 2018 21:05:22 GMT 1:31:23 9a8b9fbb543405f344c9ec6add9e1045 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7dc full LMOE #121 - High School Nipple Distraction LMOE #121 - High School Nipple Distraction Tue, 10 Apr 2018 18:14:04 GMT 1:31:22 20f0ac87779f00318dd0e56b88355c3c no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7dd full LMOE #120 - #Enough About Parkland LMOE #120 - #Enough About Parkland Wed, 28 Mar 2018 21:03:54 GMT 1:20:25 7788437f62126825a2e99cf3b23e0048 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7de full LMOE 119 - The Rise of the Beta Males! LMOE 119 - The Rise of the Beta Males! Thu, 15 Mar 2018 20:01:21 GMT 1:11:54 00f85aaa5f9a0a033778e81b3663cbb7 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7df Is Hollywood trying to kill the idea of masculinity?  Can transsexuals legally force Tinder to make accommodations for their inclusion?  Should a fake prince make more than a fake queen?  And when did SXSW become a venue for Katie... full LMOE #118 - Fifty Shades of Seacrest? LMOE #118 - Fifty Shades of Seacrest? Wed, 28 Feb 2018 20:36:56 GMT 1:34:55 90f7508367bf3c6f006814a5d0bfa2b5 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e0 full LMOE #117 - The Shitholing of Africa LMOE #117 - The Shitholing of Africa Wed, 14 Feb 2018 21:19:54 GMT 1:39:10 48e2ccc95b3fe9cdbd8ef92f83248977 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e1 full LMOE #116 - Get your ass off the plane, Jen Selter! LMOE #116 - Get your ass off the plane, Jen Selter! Wed, 31 Jan 2018 17:24:49 GMT 1:36:36 41f594b19ff283dc17bbe7f4aa3ede3d no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e2 full LMOE 115 - Iceland Solves the Gender Pay Gap! LMOE 115 - Iceland Solves the Gender Pay Gap! Fri, 05 Jan 2018 20:22:32 GMT 1:26:47 4613a2b2a41e86dd327fef9535c249dc no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e3 full LMOE #114 - #ESPNtoo LMOE #114 - #ESPNtoo Wed, 20 Dec 2017 22:55:39 GMT 1:33:39 27d3cafbb56f7261dff1810c0f771bae yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e4 full <![CDATA[LMOE #113 - Sarah Silverman's Flag Freakout]]> Wed, 13 Dec 2017 20:20:23 GMT 1:30:32 217c974d02961a1170a97b7c074105cc no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e5 full LMOE #112 - UFC Sexism LMOE #112 - UFC Sexism Wed, 06 Dec 2017 22:06:57 GMT 1:44:43 a2f9472c6451853fd94db32f72966bc4 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e6 full LMOE #111 - Flakesgiving Week LMOE #111 - Flakesgiving Week Wed, 22 Nov 2017 18:12:38 GMT 1:18:28 4df90010d3445a85caac5f6ec4450849 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e7 full LMOE #110 - Send Nudes to Facebook LMOE #110 - Send Nudes to Facebook Wed, 15 Nov 2017 23:12:19 GMT 1:54:36 70d8c90c154998536942651868d1f58f yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e8 full LMOE #109 - We Were Stood Up! LMOE #109 - We Were Stood Up! Wed, 08 Nov 2017 20:42:46 GMT 1:12:41 a3f6f2adc9e443ba02de6a1f1ec07e86 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7e9 full LMOE #108 - Andy Dick: Licker (with Ali Levine and Amanda Lauren) LMOE #108 - Andy Dick: Licker (with Ali Levine and Amanda Lauren) Fri, 03 Nov 2017 00:00:22 GMT 1:30:00 139dd5168b75309f527eba86389a8cf5 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7ea full LMOE #107 - Tantra and Weinstein (featuring Préity Üupala) LMOE #107 - Tantra and Weinstein (featuring Préity Üupala) Wed, 25 Oct 2017 21:00:51 GMT 1:43:14 831112e0fed00e22309fb9cc1479d897 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7eb full <![CDATA[LMOE #106 - #YouToo? w/ Scar and Irene from "Cholos Try"]]> Wed, 18 Oct 2017 23:49:26 GMT 1:31:07 16a08b9ec9b7ee9648b372a8f37b0f08 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7ec full Scar and Irene from the "Cholos Try" video series stop by to share their views on the #MeToo campaign and Mayim Bialik's opinion, Colin Kaepernick and active NFL kneelers, and P!nk withholding sex from her husband. Lex and Matt then discuss Halloween's gradual erosion into a costumed slutfest, and James Corden's Harvey Weinstein joke that pissed people off.

http://www.watchable.com/shows/13283-cholos-try

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Scar and Irene from the "Cholos Try" video series stop by to share their views on the #MeToo campaign and Mayim Bialik's opinion, Colin Kaepernick and active NFL kneelers, and P!nk withholding sex from her husband. Lex and Matt then discuss Halloween's gradual erosion into a costumed slutfest, and James Corden's Harvey Weinstein joke that pissed people off.

http://www.watchable.com/shows/13283-cholos-try

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LMOE 105 - Jerod Zavistoski LMOE 105 - Jerod Zavistoski Wed, 11 Oct 2017 21:33:45 GMT 1:37:45 67e72b866100c5ac836ff2e546ced244 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7ed full LMOE #104 - Beth Bowen and the Boys LMOE #104 - Beth Bowen and the Boys Fri, 06 Oct 2017 01:09:57 GMT 1:18:29 644f5664a45d29451faf3b54498dff10 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7ee full LMOE #103 - Dick Simmons LMOE #103 - Dick Simmons Thu, 28 Sep 2017 17:40:04 GMT 1:31:27 83ec625e412246b81a132639a8e6624a yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7ef full Richard Simmons loses in his slander suit against the Enquirer, NFL players kneel for...why, again? Hurricane Maria absolutely destroys Melissa Joan Hart's vacation, the media reports on Trump instead of more objectively important and newsworthy topics, underage hot chicks, and...reproductive coercion?

 

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Richard Simmons loses in his slander suit against the Enquirer, NFL players kneel for...why, again? Hurricane Maria absolutely destroys Melissa Joan Hart's vacation, the media reports on Trump instead of more objectively important and newsworthy topics, underage hot chicks, and...reproductive coercion?

 

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<![CDATA[LMOE #102 - Ariel Winter's Tits]]> Tue, 19 Sep 2017 23:39:01 GMT 1:22:33 2d8a9c91526a72945f92f0a9ba082934 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f0 full 102 LMOE #101 - Ted Cruz Likes Porn LMOE #101 - Ted Cruz Likes Porn Wed, 13 Sep 2017 19:44:04 GMT 1:26:21 d5ceed52f44551e25f3f6d71f43f762f yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f1 full <![CDATA[LMOE #100 - Hey Mickey, You're So Unattractive]]> Thu, 07 Sep 2017 19:48:21 GMT 1:31:28 1ae89723f86c603d35cfedc95c4234f1 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f2 full LMOE #99 - Vagina Rejuvenation LMOE #99 - Vagina Rejuvenation Wed, 30 Aug 2017 22:43:52 GMT 1:53:26 9cf85844a455a9b2710ca16a4a74e67b yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f3 full LMOE #98 - Dicks LMOE #98 - Dicks Fri, 25 Aug 2017 03:43:49 GMT 1:30:28 1fd85094124106c587b7ad94dcfe2073 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f4 full 1 96 LMOE #97 - ESPN Fantasy Slave Auction? LMOE #97 - ESPN Fantasy Slave Auction? Thu, 17 Aug 2017 21:34:36 GMT 1:29:50 b9bbd5cd3342c3f96ba68b58c89ff334 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f5 full LMOE #96 - More Usher Herpes Victims, featuring Jessica Winther (...our guest, not a victim) LMOE #96 - More Usher Herpes Victims, featuring Jessica Winther (...our guest, not a victim) Thu, 10 Aug 2017 22:46:44 GMT 1:34:37 e8e1d5bae9b403ae0ae67e0d8af34e84 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f6 Should one actually need to contract an STD in order to sue someone else for not disclosing that they were infected before nailing you? Lex and Matt are joined by special guest Jessica Winther to debate this as well as James Damore fired for failing... full <![CDATA[LMOE #95 - Dio's Hologram Live (?) On Tour]]> Wed, 02 Aug 2017 18:53:02 GMT 1:44:03 c18f54e6eb5e0d60eff3c6f61a21a29d yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f7 full 95 <![CDATA[LMOE #94 - Usher's 20 Million Dollar Herpes]]> Wed, 26 Jul 2017 19:26:15 GMT 1:15:51 05a3d9cadfda3d6491a8f48df8b6acf9 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f8 Amber Rose says all Kanye West ever gave him was fame (AKA the only thing she has?), the lady who got herpes from Usher wants $20 million from him, Liev Schreiber takes his son to Comic-Con dressed as Harley Quinn, MTV gets rid of VMA gender... full 94 <![CDATA[LMOE #93 - R. Kelly's Sex Cult]]> Thu, 20 Jul 2017 20:59:35 GMT 1:17:11 f83c44cd7673ba96c3f61d7720ea49c2 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7f9 <![CDATA[LMOE #92 - Emily Ratajkowski's Tits]]> Thu, 06 Jul 2017 19:54:59 GMT 1:04:37 c6702b41784ba47604361bd7f1bb4b42 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7fa Emily Ratajkowski says her voluptuous breasts are holding her back in Hollywood, Disney puts the PC back in Pirates of the Caribbean, Matt discusses the potential problems regarding a Canadian transsexual father raising his child genderless, how Jay... LMOE #91 - Serena Williams cannot be serious! LMOE #91 - Serena Williams cannot be serious! Thu, 29 Jun 2017 20:13:26 GMT 1:24:29 bed4d5d7211010ece347641213b797ba yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7fb Serena Williams' crazed fans think John McEnroe crossed a line, Shonda Rimes alleges obese-o-phobia, "Fearless Girl" wins an award for its courageous political correctness, Matt apologizes for suggesting that Amber Heard was faking it, Jessica Biel's rich mom "struggles", and apparently the White House used to hold a Ramadan dinner before Trump.

 

 

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Serena Williams' crazed fans think John McEnroe crossed a line, Shonda Rimes alleges obese-o-phobia, "Fearless Girl" wins an award for its courageous political correctness, Matt apologizes for suggesting that Amber Heard was faking it, Jessica Biel's rich mom "struggles", and apparently the White House used to hold a Ramadan dinner before Trump.

 

 

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<![CDATA[LMOE #90 - Wonder Woman's Pay Gap?]]> Wed, 21 Jun 2017 19:25:13 GMT 1:25:10 4af26fece9ffa6fb9c4a36fdb94a5f2e yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7fc LMOE #89 - Dennis Rodman - Diplomat? LMOE #89 - Dennis Rodman - Diplomat? Wed, 14 Jun 2017 18:47:07 GMT 1:01:45 d3f23c6dfbff4466ff7cba96d3947c9e no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7fd <![CDATA[LMOE #88 - Donald Trump's Severed Head]]> Wed, 31 May 2017 19:54:57 GMT 1:28:27 cbad1ac7747b2049d62e9c5043b038c3 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7fe LMOE #87 - Certificate of Facebook Live Birth LMOE #87 - Certificate of Facebook Live Birth Wed, 17 May 2017 16:02:05 GMT 1:37:31 ad26653bf00f232b73021a79c058b5e3 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad7ff <![CDATA[LMOE #86 - Presenting "Exhibit D" to the Jury]]> Thu, 11 May 2017 19:50:30 GMT 1:22:00 0c1cad02dd0ba747d3e4f597e1d10b95 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad800 Can a Florida man prove his innocence by whipping out his cock? If nobody cares about your public breastfeeding, are you really a hero? And did you hear about that shark attack on a porn star?  Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston have a rousing... LMOE #85 - Ashley Graham nude...no, wait, come back! LMOE #85 - Ashley Graham nude...no, wait, come back! Thu, 04 May 2017 20:43:38 GMT 1:34:31 95b2ca4ee6909178fbad879bb586d709 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad801 <![CDATA[LMOE #84 - When Tess Holliday says you're fat...]]> Thu, 27 Apr 2017 19:41:41 GMT 1:32:29 262a58984107d77243bf7828e5ded946 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad802 Fat Tess Holliday fat shames her fat Uber driver, Emmanuel Macron married the teacher who raped him and nobody cares, Brie Larson is full of shit, Abigail Breslin keeps talking about rape without evidence, Serena Williams does some weird baby stuff,... <![CDATA[LMOE #83 - Jenner's Jettisoned Junk]]> Thu, 13 Apr 2017 01:32:47 GMT 1:26:51 18d8e1f2fc47f17b9b6603229375d25b yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad803 LMOE #82 - Non-Denominational Egg Hunts? LMOE #82 - Non-Denominational Egg Hunts? Thu, 06 Apr 2017 19:09:56 GMT 1:31:45 ff39c91ead0192125a4a4482458d73a3 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad804 LMOE #81 - Russian Raccoon Rentals? LMOE #81 - Russian Raccoon Rentals? Thu, 23 Mar 2017 19:23:23 GMT 1:36:01 756f56cff82db3e8127b55f528c5f699 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad805 LMOE #80 - Pam! Right In the Assange LMOE #80 - Pam! Right In the Assange Wed, 15 Mar 2017 19:32:54 GMT 1:43:27 0ffbb313a93381373f066a92afd72b4b yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad806 LMOE #79 - A Podcast Without a Woman LMOE #79 - A Podcast Without a Woman Wed, 08 Mar 2017 19:17:01 GMT 1:21:31 158dafe434cdd76c34c649cce08b9842 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad807 LMOE #78 - PricewaterhouseBloopers LMOE #78 - PricewaterhouseBloopers Wed, 01 Mar 2017 07:33:27 GMT 1:18:15 3f9f8370631af7b405965cf72ef53a16 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad808 LMOE #77 - Playboy Remembers Their Roots LMOE #77 - Playboy Remembers Their Roots Fri, 17 Feb 2017 21:27:20 GMT 1:20:40 59a5277a2cf3e5e645b267f539c73ebc yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad809 LMOE #76 - A Podcast Without a Woman LMOE #76 - A Podcast Without a Woman Fri, 10 Feb 2017 06:56:45 GMT 1:22:17 e08973bfcbd3f783e053c7dce9fb241f no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad80a <![CDATA[LMOE #75 - Don't Fight With Crazy]]> Fri, 03 Feb 2017 06:24:19 GMT 1:19:10 8eaa6d18575f02ad5231f3e4555f1fc3 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad80b LMOE #74 - Homeschool Shooter! LMOE #74 - Homeschool Shooter! Fri, 27 Jan 2017 16:30:39 GMT 1:19:14 9a4b8c9a5469c2672e37d8061ce65308 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad80c LMOE #73 - Another All-Female Movie Remake? LMOE #73 - Another All-Female Movie Remake? Fri, 20 Jan 2017 07:59:17 GMT 1:11:40 ad98f1ccec4264ea76b20ee65a763d8d yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad80d LMOE #72 - Armpit Hair Female Empowerment? LMOE #72 - Armpit Hair Female Empowerment? Fri, 13 Jan 2017 05:25:06 GMT 1:30:05 187e98b2521eea22967f5fb13d22166e yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad80e The guys return to chat about Joseph Fiennes landing his dream role of...Michael Jackson?  Then Lola Kirke attends the Golden Globes without shaving her armpits because girl power or something, Kristen Stewart being a convenient lesbian, Pharma... The guys return to chat about Joseph Fiennes landing his dream role of...Michael Jackson?  Then Lola Kirke attends the Golden Globes without shaving her armpits because girl power or something, Kristen Stewart being a convenient lesbian, Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli getting banned from Twitter, Karlie Kloss teaching girls to write code, Lex's experience getting cut off by Mancow on the air, and Matt explains why the hell Chris Brown isn't in jail. 

Recorded live at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City

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The guys return to chat about Joseph Fiennes landing his dream role of...Michael Jackson?  Then Lola Kirke attends the Golden Globes without shaving her armpits because girl power or something, Kristen Stewart being a convenient lesbian, Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli getting banned from Twitter, Karlie Kloss teaching girls to write code, Lex's experience getting cut off by Mancow on the air, and Matt explains why the hell Chris Brown isn't in jail. 

Recorded live at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City

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LMOE #71 - Real Housewives of ISIS LMOE #71 - Real Housewives of ISIS Fri, 06 Jan 2017 19:59:24 GMT 1:20:11 62ed58ff39bcd65226b5a9febf0e552e no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad80f LMOE #70 - Florida (ft. Pitbull) LMOE #70 - Florida (ft. Pitbull) Fri, 16 Dec 2016 05:27:51 GMT 1:27:41 b82a8970a09cf071a52fd6c733ed31cf yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad810 LMOE #69 - Sixty-Nine, Dudes! LMOE #69 - Sixty-Nine, Dudes! Fri, 09 Dec 2016 20:35:31 GMT 1:30:40 0e71b3283b49e106971f176a3c70a3a1 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad811 Lex and Matt are back to talk about Johnny Manziel's career hurdles, Serena Williams' demands for equality in tennis, online virginity sales and whether the seller or the buyer is creepier, Santa body shaming fat kids, Sofia Vergara being sued by her embryos, Elizabeth Ruiz's sex tape with Von Miller, and rapist Roman Polanski.

Recorded live at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City, Los Angeles.

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Lex and Matt are back to talk about Johnny Manziel's career hurdles, Serena Williams' demands for equality in tennis, online virginity sales and whether the seller or the buyer is creepier, Santa body shaming fat kids, Sofia Vergara being sued by her embryos, Elizabeth Ruiz's sex tape with Von Miller, and rapist Roman Polanski.

Recorded live at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City, Los Angeles.

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LMOE #68 - Female Empowerment Calendars (For Men?) LMOE #68 - Female Empowerment Calendars (For Men?) Fri, 02 Dec 2016 21:29:10 GMT 1:12:01 6a0e5049c2a761da0387fda54c94d306 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad812 LMOE #67 - Post-Election Drama LMOE #67 - Post-Election Drama Thu, 17 Nov 2016 21:24:44 GMT 1:22:09 f8367b184430ecd378b8c56a687c62fc yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad813 LMOE #66 - The Light Beer Pay Gap? LMOE #66 - The Light Beer Pay Gap? Fri, 04 Nov 2016 04:34:27 GMT 1:23:13 bf413117aaaed23c4c4aa2b5de3443aa yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad814 LMOE #65 - Should we be thanking Kim Kardashian? LMOE #65 - Should we be thanking Kim Kardashian? Fri, 28 Oct 2016 19:06:05 GMT 1:40:44 21f367dc8a256e0c7d528718039a755f yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad815 LMOE #64 - Man Rules LMOE #64 - Man Rules Fri, 21 Oct 2016 20:12:27 GMT 1:30:13 2c72cbe7d6975d4e632bb58c670fc5f3 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad816 LMOE #63 - Teen Beauty Pageant Locker Room Talk! LMOE #63 - Teen Beauty Pageant Locker Room Talk! Fri, 14 Oct 2016 19:58:13 GMT 1:26:33 cf8424dd8d43638faa4ec4d173b3affc no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad817 LMOE #62 - Kiefer Sutherland Walks Into a Bar LMOE #62 - Kiefer Sutherland Walks Into a Bar Fri, 07 Oct 2016 06:34:12 GMT 1:03:03 ddc47f22d2c7e28305ebf27e10773fff yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad818 LMOE #61 - Hot Chicks in Hijabs LMOE #61 - Hot Chicks in Hijabs Fri, 30 Sep 2016 20:02:11 GMT 1:17:39 18ae3dbeedc2eadd91f6c7b7318920c8 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad819 LMOE #60 - Hot For 4th Grade Teacher LMOE #60 - Hot For 4th Grade Teacher Fri, 16 Sep 2016 19:14:55 GMT 1:17:52 e1ba6415bac751931e0709fc2e920279 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad81a <![CDATA[LMOE #59 - Gretchen's Millions]]> Fri, 09 Sep 2016 18:24:29 GMT 1:20:23 c0685142ed09a02b751f7a8373471c80 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad81b <![CDATA[LMOE 58 - Weiner's Wife Walks!]]> Wed, 31 Aug 2016 20:23:17 GMT 1:31:12 368a7a8a6667b1902df3d9cf212a39d3 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad81c LMOE #57 - We called it! LMOE #57 - We called it! Fri, 19 Aug 2016 20:31:19 GMT 1:19:29 02ca1e0b8dde68c4e612796bbee7da80 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad81d LMOE #56 - Chick Flick Reparations LMOE #56 - Chick Flick Reparations Fri, 12 Aug 2016 06:22:52 GMT 1:15:05 594e3bc50142c99452c15c8e9379b943 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad81e LMOE #55 - Suicide Squad Safe Spaces LMOE #55 - Suicide Squad Safe Spaces Fri, 05 Aug 2016 02:34:26 GMT 1:07:03 247938bc32b493274ecbf71a73fa98cd no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad81f LMOE #54 - The Internet vs. Sarah Silverman LMOE #54 - The Internet vs. Sarah Silverman Fri, 29 Jul 2016 17:38:18 GMT 1:04:16 858a29e39e1368ee4234dbf1ddc61291 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad820 LMOE #53 - Gay Sulu LMOE #53 - Gay Sulu Mon, 25 Jul 2016 22:35:10 GMT 1:22:45 3bfd231df40a32e7c17d9e5be97e5166 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad821 LMOE #52 - An open podcast to Jennifer Aniston LMOE #52 - An open podcast to Jennifer Aniston Mon, 18 Jul 2016 02:23:05 GMT 1:23:35 a6f6abc112b3932156dcb595ef57ad3a no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad822 <![CDATA[LMOE #51 - Akron is so shitty, you tell people you're from Cleveland]]> Wed, 06 Jul 2016 16:06:30 GMT 59:13 b16d8e6dfbae36a7b3748ed76877d4d6 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad823 LMOE #50 - First Abortion Free! LMOE #50 - First Abortion Free! Wed, 29 Jun 2016 07:38:39 GMT 0 31c681cddbe42861405f4ceff3a052da no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad824 LMOE #49 - No, Canada! LMOE #49 - No, Canada! Wed, 22 Jun 2016 08:06:15 GMT 1:22:45 76ce796e300dfa02a9c221e831959b21 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad825 LMOE #48 - Back from our break! LMOE #48 - Back from our break! Wed, 15 Jun 2016 06:37:44 GMT 0 82686f37d77db0762b19d7e89633c1fd no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad826 After taking some time off, Lex and Matt are back to talk about that illegal immigrant valedictorian, a big fat victory for London people, celebrities making the Orlando attack about themselves, the sex-based double-standard regarding sex-based... After taking some time off, Lex and Matt are back to talk about that illegal immigrant valedictorian, a big fat victory for London people, celebrities making the Orlando attack about themselves, the sex-based double-standard regarding sex-based teacher-student relationships, a creepy-ass Target sperm-donating professor, Meg Ryan no longer looking like Meg Ryan, and porn actress Cameron Bay strips the veil off of the porn industry. After taking some time off, Lex and Matt are back to talk about that illegal immigrant valedictorian, a big fat victory for London people, celebrities making the Orlando attack about themselves, the sex-based double-standard regarding sex-based teacher-student relationships, a creepy-ass Target sperm-donating professor, Meg Ryan no longer looking like Meg Ryan, and porn actress Cameron Bay strips the veil off of the porn industry. LMOE #47 - Dead Vegans on Mount Everest LMOE #47 - Dead Vegans on Mount Everest Mon, 30 May 2016 03:47:02 GMT 1:21:58 4a8a07164c85fe598cfc5ea260e8bb93 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad827 Some vegans died descending Mount Everest, surprising some people for some reason. The University of Georgia pays Ludacris $65,000 and magnum condoms to perform at their spring football game, mandatory sex consent apps on college campuses, and a gay... Some vegans died descending Mount Everest, surprising some people for some reason. The University of Georgia pays Ludacris $65,000 and magnum condoms to perform at their spring football game, mandatory sex consent apps on college campuses, and a gay billionaire bankrolling lawsuits against Gawker. Some vegans died descending Mount Everest, surprising some people for some reason. The University of Georgia pays Ludacris $65,000 and magnum condoms to perform at their spring football game, mandatory sex consent apps on college campuses, and a gay billionaire bankrolling lawsuits against Gawker. <![CDATA[LMOE #46 - Women Aren't Harsh Enough Critics]]> Mon, 23 May 2016 04:14:11 GMT 1:13:24 6309609c72f4fc6ab69baaf995b15365 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad828 LMOE #45 - The $15,000 Dildo LMOE #45 - The $15,000 Dildo Fri, 13 May 2016 20:43:46 GMT 1:13:24 b30fe5d70e443b451ce365f687117997 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad829 LMOE #44 - Caitlyn Jenner Nude in S.I. LMOE #44 - Caitlyn Jenner Nude in S.I. Fri, 06 May 2016 20:26:48 GMT 1:13:24 26216533404effda8ab6f7f4b78961ad no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad82a If you're still reading this after seeing the title, thank you. 

This week, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston discuss Rumer Willis being bullied, Emma Watson's recycled plastic fashion and U.N. credentials, pitcher Carlos Martinez's STDs, Grimes's Kesha-like story (or not), and Lee Daniels apologizing to Sean Penn over black domestic violence. 

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If you're still reading this after seeing the title, thank you. 

This week, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston discuss Rumer Willis being bullied, Emma Watson's recycled plastic fashion and U.N. credentials, pitcher Carlos Martinez's STDs, Grimes's Kesha-like story (or not), and Lee Daniels apologizing to Sean Penn over black domestic violence. 

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LMOE #43 - Ted Cruz with boobs LMOE #43 - Ted Cruz with boobs Fri, 29 Apr 2016 19:29:36 GMT 1:17:47 9e73a4c6a407e9a1d5b9919f0a6bf4f2 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad82b LMOE #42 - Good night, sweet artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince LMOE #42 - Good night, sweet artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Fri, 22 Apr 2016 20:45:54 GMT 1:21:27 9b2ccbc7e5d59e395ac54342d9b9414f no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad82c Can Tess Holliday be fat-shamed and pregnant-shamed simultaneously? After Dax Shepard’s confession, is there anyone left in Hollywood who HASN’T been molested? And James Franco, who won’t stop talking about his sexuality, is upset... Can Tess Holliday be fat-shamed and pregnant-shamed simultaneously? After Dax Shepard’s confession, is there anyone left in Hollywood who HASN’T been molested? And James Franco, who won’t stop talking about his sexuality, is upset that people won’t stop talking about his sexuality. Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston probe all these deep topics, as well as Cheryl Burke feeing suicidal over working with Ian Ziering on Dancing With the Stars, the death of Prince, Curt Schilling getting fired for speaking his mind about trans people taking shits, and Harriet Tubman replacing Andrew Jackson on $20 bills.

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Can Tess Holliday be fat-shamed and pregnant-shamed simultaneously? After Dax Shepard’s confession, is there anyone left in Hollywood who HASN’T been molested? And James Franco, who won’t stop talking about his sexuality, is upset that people won’t stop talking about his sexuality. Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston probe all these deep topics, as well as Cheryl Burke feeing suicidal over working with Ian Ziering on Dancing With the Stars, the death of Prince, Curt Schilling getting fired for speaking his mind about trans people taking shits, and Harriet Tubman replacing Andrew Jackson on $20 bills.

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LMOE #41 - Bye, Kobe. LMOE #41 - Bye, Kobe. Fri, 15 Apr 2016 20:42:32 GMT 0 318f47d43d8fb592aa59c255e6944316 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad82d LMOE #40 - In which Matt ponders his dress size LMOE #40 - In which Matt ponders his dress size Mon, 11 Apr 2016 20:35:39 GMT 0 ae6452f0bb68f3b6a0dd7482e0dfa96c yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad82e LMOE #39 - White People Need Not Apply LMOE #39 - White People Need Not Apply Sat, 02 Apr 2016 04:50:25 GMT 0 882cab029198816ba0ae88d8f77b02fb yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad82f No April fools here, just Lex and Matt talking about a Broadway production that put out a casting call preferring non-whites, Lamar Odom drinking again, the ethical implications of extorting money from the Kardashian family, an overexposed... <![CDATA[LMOE #38 - Hogan's Millions]]> Fri, 25 Mar 2016 20:28:03 GMT 0 ff611346f2f5ec3fbb4827ba70e3786c yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad830 LMOE #37 - Son of a Star! LMOE #37 - Son of a Star! Sat, 19 Mar 2016 01:26:40 GMT 0 ac574dab369493eb5588ef32536a5908 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad831 LMOE #36 - Bearded Lady Bits LMOE #36 - Bearded Lady Bits Tue, 08 Mar 2016 02:42:56 GMT 1:09:02 4432e0487e063c8e765ff0e89b88dc34 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad832 LMOE #35 - GRAMMYs So Black LMOE #35 - GRAMMYs So Black Wed, 17 Feb 2016 21:37:12 GMT 56:56 698fb0c6e0b10f0b3fabdc71af76b718 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad833 It seems every award show is just piling on the blackness ever since the Oscar nominees were announced, but that unfortunately means we have to talk about Kanye West more. Lex and Matt are back to nail these issues from both sides, plus the Sports... LMOE #34 - #ClooneySoWhite LMOE #34 - #ClooneySoWhite Wed, 10 Feb 2016 21:46:34 GMT 0 97fc64639f4ee0bd90a9fe8ee08722c7 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad834 LMOE #33 - Kanye Reacts™ to Assplay Allegations LMOE #33 - Kanye Reacts™ to Assplay Allegations Thu, 04 Feb 2016 19:13:30 GMT 59:11 a2a6701336e81ca8f7fdb2e21d26b10e yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad835 LMOE #32 - Super Black Babies (w/ guest Pete Giovine) LMOE #32 - Super Black Babies (w/ guest Pete Giovine) Wed, 27 Jan 2016 21:07:34 GMT 0 7e4d6d34e31c0d73c4a8c2c777b287a7 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad836 How screwed up is Hollywood these days? The Academy announces affirmative action for their membership, straight celebrities are posing as gay couples for photos, and apparently no black baby is safe from a famous adoptive parent! Special guest Pete... LMOE #31 - Go Fund Yourself LMOE #31 - Go Fund Yourself Wed, 20 Jan 2016 05:51:42 GMT 0 39d912901b9af125b734aee4fc5bc09a yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad837 LMOE #30 - Mansion For Sale; Old Guy Included LMOE #30 - Mansion For Sale; Old Guy Included Sat, 16 Jan 2016 02:01:20 GMT 58:55 8bfa7ccd555d34c1dbf574f0e07373fb no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad838 LMOE #29 - Ten in a Cage LMOE #29 - Ten in a Cage Thu, 17 Dec 2015 19:20:35 GMT 48:47 8a61fa4aa589b6cc4316847d28c12ea6 no https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad839 LMOE #28 - ADA Compliant Pedestals LMOE #28 - ADA Compliant Pedestals Wed, 09 Dec 2015 23:03:11 GMT 57:36 afcf1f487adc05d11ce774d3777bc91a yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad83a LMOE #27 - ISIS or Tebow? LMOE #27 - ISIS or Tebow? Thu, 03 Dec 2015 08:30:16 GMT 1:08:56 2d84ecdff11b77866f59100d469a3519 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad83b LMOE #26 - Safe Zones and Tip Notes and Caitlyn! Oh, my! LMOE #26 - Safe Zones and Tip Notes and Caitlyn! Oh, my! Wed, 18 Nov 2015 10:31:14 GMT 1:10:46 86b2a1f378cf2b572b8f99917e5434f7 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad83c I guess the only thing odd about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the fact that he went on The Today Show to announce it. But could you imagine if he just wrote that on a restaurant receipt where the tip is supposed to go, just like other people... LMOE #25 - The Big Gay Quiz! LMOE #25 - The Big Gay Quiz! Thu, 12 Nov 2015 03:35:27 GMT 56:16 55292ab23c5149e8fd0f9b400cfce657 yes https://shows.pippa.io/5b21abad5933d6e2213ccb6a/5b21abcf4bf988cc70cad83d Jeff Richards is our special guest this week as he and Matt Ralston try to pass Lex Jurgen's Big Gay Quiz! They also discuss the recent spat between Vivica A. Fox and 50 Cent, and whether or not Fiddy's claim that she licked his asshole is actually a gay comeback to gay allegations. Plus, is Pamela Anderson's announcement of being Hep C-free inspiring or just gloating? Is there any #HopeForOurDaughters if their activism videos turn out like the one accompanying the Suffragette film marketing campaign? And of course, Starbucks' antichrist cups, Larry David's $5000 "Trump's a racist" heckle on Saturday Night Live, and whether black presidential candidates like Ben Carson are immune from criticism by the mainstream media.

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Jeff Richards is our special guest this week as he and Matt Ralston try to pass Lex Jurgen's Big Gay Quiz! They also discuss the recent spat between Vivica A. Fox and 50 Cent, and whether or not Fiddy's claim that she licked his asshole is actually a gay comeback to gay allegations. Plus, is Pamela Anderson's announcement of being Hep C-free inspiring or just gloating? Is there any #HopeForOurDaughters if their activism videos turn out like the one accompanying the Suffragette film marketing campaign? And of course, Starbucks' antichrist cups, Larry David's $5000 "Trump's a racist" heckle on Saturday Night Live, and whether black presidential candidates like Ben Carson are immune from criticism by the mainstream media.

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